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@SatoshiUzamaki7 I wish they would stop throwing moonsaults all the time they barely land them anymore

Goddamn that landing sounded AWFUL I know her feet are stinging right now #SmackDown

@short2fuse That honestly sounds like an HR situation

Just called on a IT ticket for work and someone answered—waited 5 seconds, and yelled “you’re interrupting sex!” And I hung up so fast.

Can we just fire the whole defense? Coaches too? Might as well not be there #bengals

@short2fuse Lamps if you do not have ceiling lights. Trash can, vacuum, ac unit if u do not have one. Make sure you have a thermostat. If not ask how temp is controlled for unit

So I will be moving into a place completely on my own for the first time. What all should i look to buy for the place? I got a couch, tv, and my room stuff. Any tips would be appreciated 👀

@CNN charging for your website now seems a little much. Used to be free

@short2fuse Honestly if she's 40'she should be able to figure out how to call or text from another app that's not blocked instead of throwing a tantrum

Step sister realized I blocked her number, threw a fit to my dad and step mom. She’s 41. Throwing a tantrum that I want nothing to do with her. Now I’m being told to attend a “family meeting” Saturday here. Guess it’s time to be the villain in my own story.

@MTVsChallenges Can we get soccer again goalie vs goalie with actual people who can play

Which Challenge eliminations do you think should become more common on the show? BUT, you can't say: Hall Brawl Pole Wrestle Balls In Knot So Fast anything that's essentially the same as those four eliminations with one detail changed (like X Battle instead of Pole Wrestle)

@ASHCompanies Why is your company active&fit changing the basic membership? Please explain to your customers. There is about to be a lot of cancelllations

Announcing the newest offerings added to the Silver&Fit program for 2023: A brand-new social club resource, the “Wellbeing Club,” unlimited 1-on-1 sessions with health coaches, expanded Home Fitness Kits, and so much more. Details here: ow.ly/A4GK50LeVwH.

@myactiveandfit Why are you making people select a main gym? The whole point of the basic is we could gym hop.

Get excited about Active&Fit Now™ – a fitness program ANYBODY can use. The Active&Fit Now™ program gives you the flexibility and choice you want from a fitness membership for one low cost per month.

@UnitedHayze @Shadypenguinn It's because you need a beard

idk if I can record with you again after how hard I just threw in Rad Red... I might have to retire @Shadypenguinn

@Wendys since @McDonalds did not respond to my dm can you roast them for this.

@RepMeuser with the new ftc report are you going to be looking into grocery stores price gouging Americans? Seems sure like they are.

@Touyarokii What the crap is August @short2fuse

Your birth month is what YELLOW Pokemon you have to EAT?! What did you get?

When doctor offices are running behind why don't patients get discounts

@short2fuse Hi

This seems fun :)

@short2fuse What game?

WHAT YOU MEAN GATE GUARDIAN COMBINED DOESNT HAVE AN ANIMATION?!

@MichaelRyanRuiz any FSU matchup would have been crap. they got it right.

@short2fuse I would have been like you can ask. But I can say no.

I just want a fucking break, bruh

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