Neil Woldrew

@maxrushden @talkSPORT home on leave from the Army about 24 years ago and asked to make the numbers up for a game with some mates! As I had only planned to go for a run, I had to play in very short running shorts! The family jewels had a tan by the final whistle!!!

@virginmedia Vincent is having a laugh!!!

Can those with tourettes please just not shout or swear. And while when on, those with PTSD just snap out of it and can the deaf just listen harder. Many thanks. #Tourettes #worldhasgonemad @JuliaHB1 @Iromg

Perfect @Ally_McCoist9 pronunciation of Wallsend!!! ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️

@andydaviesref If I made errors on that level in my job, people could die and he gets 2-3 times my salary. My boss wouldn't put his arm around me and say 'never mind', I'd be out the door. The guy should be sacked, he's useless.

it was a poor day for Referee Chris Kavanagh and his team, he will know it and he will be devastated today. Match Day +1 after a such difficult day is such a lonely place, despite the wrap around support available to him.🙏🏻

@Jaguar Ipace OS 4.4.1 update completed and now my EV heating has gone off. Awesome!!!

@talkSPORT @JimWhite it has nothing to do with England, it has everything to do with the fact she talks nonsense and a lot of people of bored of hearing it. Ally McCoist only played for Scotland but he's a fantastic broadcaster and could be on any game, nothing to do with caps.

Unbelievable! You write a positive review of Jolly Hockey Sticks and @maxrushden's poor delivery makes Charlie think it was a negative! Games gone!

@talkSPORT @maxrushden just when I think TalkSport can't sink any lower, they create Jolly Hockey Sticks and totally redeem themselves!!!

Think I'd be some much happier if I was married to @StephLunch Beautiful woman x

@Flashscorecom sack the person who wrote this pointless piece of commentary. Ouattara ne3ds to be very careful! There's only 6 mins left FFS!

@_C_1_9 @CraigHope_DM Wish this absolute parcel would just piss off now. It's been dragged out longer than a Hollyoaks story line. I dont care where he wants to go, I take the fucking piss flap!!!

@CraigHope_DM Tell him to get a transfer request put in then, the greedy cunt.

🚨 BREAKING: Alexander Isak statement #nufc

@abbey1892 I just wish he'd fuck off now!

My timeline is full of fans from other clubs saying what a rat he is, he only has Liverpool fans and Jamie O’Hara on his side so that says it all

@darrengrimes I should be more constructive with my language but I just can't get passed 'Oh just fuck off with this gender bullshit, ya fucking weapon'.

🚨 NEW: Teachers could soon demand kids call them “Mx” instead of Mr or Miss — with official guidance to back them up. Reading, writing, maths? Nah. It’s all about gender-neutral honorifics in Labour Britain.

Just shut the fuck up, stop whining, and get your shit together. No one cares. #AllAbordTheTrainWreck

This is mega - Brutal Truth: Nobody gives a fuck about your problems. Complain all you want — the world keeps spinning and if they were going to help they would have by now, but they haven't so suck it up, ding dong!

@AskeBay It doesn't take a week to check a bank account. It's an absolute joke!

@eBay_UK absolute piss take that they delay your withdrawal by a week because you've changed your bank account. It is just an excuse to hold on to your funds for longer. Just give me my fucking money!!!

#Tuchelout #ENGSEN

Flicking through X, you see a lot of angry men with tits that don’t like @jk_rowling Awesome work JK x