Cowboys sucka

@davehelman_ Ummm he needs to wear 22. No explanation your honor

I have repeatedly said that number geeks are wrong and the success of the player makes the number. … but idk this might be the exception. Caleb Downs in 18 feels like it might violate some league bylaw. Need that guy in a single digit come Labor Day.

Fernando, update your LinkedIn

After watching the Angels brawl, I realize I would very much like listening to a fighter break down brawlers in other sports. Like hockey dudes hay makers have to be superior to watching a batter charge the mound and whiff a big right.

@SharpFootball Confirmed, Warren is soft

those last few beers will be 90 degrees & full of bugs by the end of games this summer and who wants to sit with this massive contraption on their lap for 3 hours this is terrible

Oh yea you’re a USF fan? Have you ever been to Florida and seen that the baseball team is hosting for $5 a ticket and your wife not let you go? I ride for the bulls. You just watch them in March. We are not the same

@BleacherReport @NBCOlympics This is apparently how my dad got to school every day in Texas growing up

@MLFootball @HGrahamNFL @thekapman @KruseSports_ @packers_access @OGpackersFan @BruceIronsNFL @BillHuberNFL The craziest 6-3 game ever is about to happen

🚨🚨WEATHER ALERT🚨🚨 A large winter storm is expected to hit near the Chicago area and there is expected to be SNOW for the #Bears - #Packers wildcard game. It is expected to feel like 9° and with gusts of wind up to 39 miles per hour. WE SHOULD BE IN FOR AN INSTANT CLASSIC😳

Quarterbacks against the Cowboys defense are literally playing at an MVP level. Here are the defensive numbers next to the top three MVP candidates: Cowboys Defense opposing QBs: 4,093 passing yards 33 TD 6 INT 68.8% completion 110.5 rating 360 rushing yards 8 TD Matthew Stafford: 4,179 passing yards 40 TD 5 INT 65.7% completion 112.1 rating -2 rushing yards 0 TD Drake Maye: 3,947 passing yards 25 TD 8 INT 70.9% completion 108.5 rating 387 rushing yards 4 TD Josh Allen: 3,406 passing yards 25 TD 10 INT 69.6% completion 103.3 rating 552 rushing yards 12 TD

@Dallasfanindc1 Hypothetical spreads? I don’t think the SEC wants yall

@realfbllliason So play a ACC CONFERENCE schedule and make more money 💵💵 this waste of hot air was a sign of lower quality fans looking for attention ☘️☘️ 😂 #NotreDame let's get some wins in the college football playoffs first before you get credit to get beat by 2 TDs or more

Since Marcus Freeman left Cincinnati for Notre Dame, the American Conference has made the college football playoffs twice, while, Notre Dame has only made the college football playoffs once! Oh yeah and Cincinnati beat Notre Dame in South Bend!

@StevePalazzolo_ This is why he came back.

With 7 yards this weekend, Philip Rivers can jump into second place

@Colts I respect the move. I did the same thing bringing some old retiree for the fantasy playoffs last year. Winning culture, locker room guy, knew the system and all that. You don’t want to know how that ended. @TomBrady let me down. @SleeperNFL

Tell me Detroit is the home team without telling me Detroit is the home team; I’ll start. OPI there is bad Roger. @dallascowboys @Lions @NFL

Do not let Turpin play offense

@ClayTravis Or Vandy is just them.

Nashville is on track for the fewest murders in over 60 years. There were zero murders in the city in September. How has it happened? City hired 250 new police officers and increased the police budget by $40 million. Well done by all.

Does this come in Cowboy blue?

If adult life has taught me anything, it’s that it can always get worse.

I asked AI to predict a stat line for Dak Prescott if he were to face off against the Cowboys defense this season. Here’s what it spit out. 😂

@TDCeeDee False. They previous Cowboys let down Tony Romo just as much

No team lets their QB down more than the Dallas Cowboys let Dak Prescott down

lol. Can’t call a false start (or 6) but can call a flex? #phillyspecial by the refs today @NFLOfficiating