Daniel Recinos
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Daniel Recinos
@TheRecinos
Jesus First • #Praise • Photographer/Director
Katılım Nisan 2018
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The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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peekaboo but the beat is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Bernard@TheRealZetaA
He'll yeah Kendrick Lamar put drake in the mickey mouse clubhouse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@yzycrave Do you have the original “Awesome” with Charlie Wilson ?
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Leave the game to the professionals son
sammy@sumiturkude007
Transformers, but the director is AI. 🎬 Megatron vs optimus prime. Seedance 2.0 just changed the game.
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I went to Vegas for a weekend and edited this on my laptop in between poker games and craps betting because that how you rolled in 2009.
KHAN'✨@khanofkhans11_
2009 bro. What a year!
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That back wall with the TV and the stuffed animals was top tier. What a classic.
The Retro Room 🎮🕹🎬🎥@TheRetroRoomRoo
The Disney Store was so good back in the day. 🥲
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JID teams up with Frosted Flakes and Tony The Tiger to reimagine the cereal’s iconic jingle from the ‘90s 🥣🐯


Complex Music@ComplexMusic
JID TONY THE TIGER HEY TONY! OUT NOW
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Nobody ever mentions that they tuned the engine to roar like a Jaguar on start up…
It’s literally perfect. 😭
VINTAGE@CarSighting
Jaguar’s end is sad, it could have taken that turn
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LAAAAA LAAAAA LALAAAAA WAIT TIL I GET MY MONNEEYYYY RIGGGGGHHTTTTT…. Only one choice
dj short@_DJShort
what the hell are they gonna do next year. how do you go up from here
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This movie had two things to say:
1. The healthcare system is broken by design
2. Bigweld FUCKS.
BigRoboLad@BigRoboLad
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@Seahorsed It's a small town, supernatural kidnapping starring Winona Ryder. Here's the first trailer: youtu.be/XWxyRG_tckY

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