The abstract

Twitter is not a real place!

@Tsolomm You're stupid!

Drake cannot do a stadium tour. He specifically cannot fill up FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa. He specifically cannot do it for 3 nights in a row, and he specifically cannot get me to go there all 3 nights in a row. That’s impossible.

That Kanye West run was crazy. 🙌

@Limorio_ Kengele kengele. Focus rasta.

There’s always something new to wonder about every other day, kengele ni ya nini kwa nyumba sasa? 😂

@ClintonObonyo What a beautiful and bright lady she was. Tragic!

Name: Githui Ivy Wangechi School: Alliance Girls’ High School Results: English — A (Plain) Kiswahili — A (Plain) Mathematics — A (Plain) Biology — A (Plain) Physics — A (Plain) Chemistry — A (Plain) Christian Religious Education — A (Plain) French — A (Plain) Mean Grade: A (Plain) Githui Ivy Wangechi was a bright young woman who scored straight A’s in her KCSE at Alliance Girls High School before joining Moi University’s School of Medicine, where she was in her sixth year pursuing Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery (MBChB). Her promising life was cut short after she was murdered by her boyfriend, Naftali Kinuthia, following rejection. He claimed he had spent money on her during campus years.

@eliudkibii KENHA should be handed over to the chinese. Every Kenyan under Kenha should just pack and go.

Bana, these guys have spent more than a month in the section from Kabete Barracks to Njuguna’s adi unashanga what they are doing. But not surprised. The Chinese did an entire underpass at Alsop’s and finished before KeNHA finished a footbridge.

I've never met a girl that stinks between her legs! Guess I'm just lucky!

Keep that nonsense in Europe! Stop corruption and work for Kenyans we don't need colonialists teams here!

@IanECox Hopefully not Nairobi!

At some point, probably soon, a lot of foreigners are going to be leaving Cape Town. That video from News Cafe was horrific. What will replace Cape Town as the international nomad's city of choice in Africa?

@Cedrick_Kantor @mkufuuu @CJ_Haslett Uhuru did us dirty by constructing a beautiful expressway and then neglecting the road under. Terrible terrible mistake!

@mkufuuu @CJ_Haslett Why didn't Uhuru and Gachagua construct the roads and sidewalks there while they were in power? You guys like blaming President Ruto for everything.

Literally no other city on earth has buildings like this next to a road like this.

Just for the fun of it 🙂‍↔️.

There's this trend of people just tweeting nonsense on this platform, and its always mostly characters like this with a bluecheck mark.

@realskeka @fredkiari @Osama_otero I'm half Meru as well, Murima yote let's respect each other haha.

@TheRulerrr @fredkiari @Osama_otero I'm a Meru bro. I don't even hate Gikuyus, I'm just worried on what's happening to you.

Kikuyu culture fell off so bad. It's the most fvcked up community in Kenya rn. Zero sense of identity. 99% LGBTQ ni yao , wamama ndio wanazika mwili apo Murang'a na Kirinyaga wamama ndio wako na nduthi stage. Wanaume wameketi kwa nyasi wanatetemeka wakiskiza Ann Waiguru.

@Gachiie01 @BravinYuri Ebu nipige laps nione. Last time I checked Lavington has controlled development.

@TheRulerrr @BravinYuri Lavington gani bro. Enda upige roundi leo uone apartments zinajengwa left right and centre

Kileleshwa has become pipeline. There was a time when Kileleshwa was Kileleshwa. These days you just see yellow jerricans on the balconies. A sign that they are also experiencing water issues.

Haha

@fredkiari @realskeka @Osama_otero Of course ni jamaa ya western ama Nyanza. 😂

@realskeka @Osama_otero Sema ni gani acha stori mob.

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

@Gachiie01 @BravinYuri Muthaiga and Lavington are prime as well. Kile and Kilimani have gone to the dogs.

@BravinYuri High-rise apartments from balcony to balcony imefanya hio place kulose value ajab. Owners are selling plots to greedy developers as a result of privacy breach. Karen is the only prime residential area with some decency but this will not last for long before developers land there

@wakariowa @Claire_Were No fr after paying rent, fare and food plus sherehe kidogo tu by 10th Huna kitu, una survive na madeni until next pay. This is not how life should be. From dms.

Nairobi ukipiga hesabu vizuri, unajipata unafanyia fare na rent.

@carltonkitheka1 I'm greedy i want the big bunda plus milkers all together. 😂

Mwili saa hii inaitisha a big bunda babe that has small titties and is a freak

I think she won the ceiling challenge 🍑