SCREW Magazine

THE NEW SCREW MANIFESTO In Al Goldstein’s day, filth meant printing what others were afraid to print. That remains the standard. But today, nudity and sex are everywhere. Filth has taken on new meanings and forms over the past 57 years READ FOR FREE: thescrewmag.com/the-new-screw-…

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NAKED CITY EVENTS Meet your fantasy @Diamondxxkitty at @sapphireclubny @NYSapphire39, this Saturday, Match 28! Details and more in SCREW's weekly events post, The Week A'Head: thescrewmag.com/the-week-ahead…

NAKED CITY EVENTS Don't miss your fantasy @imcaitlynbaby at @sapphireclubny 60, this Friday, March 27! Details and more in SCREW's weekly events post, The Week A'Head: thescrewmag.com/the-week-ahead…

NAKED CITY Meet Your Fantasy @xovioletvoss this Thursday Mar 26, at @NYSapphireTSQ! This and more NYC events in SCREW's weekly events post: thescrewmag.com/the-week-ahead…

NAKED CITY The Week A'Head Mar 24-30 Check out @RosePerreo at @houseofyesnyc this Saturday Mar 28, 10pm MORE NYC EVENTS thescrewmag.com/the-week-ahead…

@Notwokenow It's very un-christian to equate chocolate eggs to Easter. That whole concept was created to steal attention away from Jesus in the first place. Perhaps Cadbury is doing the right thing.

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@LauraLoomer Yeah. The plane crashing.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

BUTTLOOSE! Meet Panama City Beach @cityofpcbfl — America's Tits-And-Ass Taliban! #springbreak Next year wear your burqa. thescrewmag.com/panama-citys-t…

@LucasSa56947288 This guy over here. Lighten up Francis.

WATCH: Here’s Kid Rock with some weird message to all of us! 🤣

Imagine if he said this about Charlie Kirk.

@BillyBaldwin Imagine if he said that about Charlie Kirk

When Trump dies... I wonder how many people will piss on the grave of this corrupt, incompetent, vindictive, thin skinned coward??

"CROTCH ATTACK NUN!" New Music from @ThePhilItaliano LISTEN NOW: youtube.com/playlist?list=…

@JoannaAngel you probably get 100 imposters a day on social media, here's another one:

Missing Russian Suitcase Nukes May Be in Iran, Intel Source Warns! "It would be imprudent to ignore these possibilities," our source concludes. READ ALL ABOUT IT: thescrewmag.com/missing-russia…

THE NEW FILTH "Predator Catchers and the Pornography of Public Humiliation" The new generation of filth has less to do with cocks and pussies and cumshots and more to do with confrontation and public humiliation and you gotta fucking love it. READ MORE: thescrewmag.com/predator-catch…

SHIT LIST "Cesar Chavez and The Filth Behind The Halo" Delores Huerta, co-founder of the UFW, has finally exposed The Saint of the Fields for what he really was... Fuck you in hell, Cesar Chavez thescrewmag.com/cesar-chavez-a…

WHY DID THEY SHUT IT DOWN?? @lorenpiretra raises the question nobody can quite sand down: if the Charlie Kirk case was so open-and-shut, why did a counterterrorism lead get killed the moment it started breathing? WATCH THIS: youtube.com/watch?v=p8BPSw…

18 seasons of Forensic Files @lorenpiretra and Season 6, Ep 23 "Sibling Rivalry" is our favorite for obvious reasons! The Mitchell Brothers in their 90s-gen SCREW T-shirts.