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Katılım Eylül 2019
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TheSpiderDork@TheSecondDork·
WHAT'S GOOD
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I'm halfway gone off two canned white russians AMA
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I was *nine* and I can still distinctly remember all the adults in my life suddenly becoming bloodthirsty whenever the Middle East came up in conversation, which was approximately every thirty seconds
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Joe Kassabian
Joe Kassabian@JoeKassabian·
Half of the people baying for blood and war on this website are the same people claiming they have such severe anxiety they can't meet their Uber Eats guy at the door.
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P.E. Moskowitz
P.E. Moskowitz@_pem_pem·
the media is manufacturing consent for genocide using a barrage of lies and then in 3 years will award themselves a Pulitzer for an article called "In Israel's siege on Gaza, disinformation played a role"
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Desexualized Mr. Bean
Desexualized Mr. Bean@MonkipiQuinn·
Really, really funny how the first sort of local antagonist you encounter in Horizon Forbidden West (not that I expect literally anything from this game lmao) is an evil union guy interfering with good men's right to work
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TheSpiderDork@TheSecondDork·
@TheEggpie me realizing I need a sweet little bisexual artist with mommy problems
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@TheEggpie don't worry the dumbest people to breathe oxygen have you covered
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Kat Lyons • Available for Work!
I’m so sick and tired of living in a country that functions as a big bank and steals my money for war and murder and tries to tell us it can’t afford to use it for healthcare or food assistance or any contribution to quality of life
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Scrap Takes
Scrap Takes@ScrapTakes·
I've animated another classic @trashfuturepod bit regarding The Puddle. Enjoy!
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@OneShotRPG listen, as someone else who grew up in a repressed religious sect, same
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James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con
Also the companions are great and most of them are very hot??? Incredible to learn that Shadowheart is a pervert.
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James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con
I am having a great time with BG3. I just took out the leaders of the Goblin cult with minimal damage to the goblin population in what felt like extremely efficient assassinations. Two of them did not even get to act.
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jess@jessfromonline·
also “gays be like: (gets covid test)” is still all time dialogue
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jess@jessfromonline·
i decided to just start @littlegoodfrog’s incredible webcomic Matchmaker over from the beginning now that i have my physical copy and oh my god panel 5 here is killing me. what an incredibly kimmy react i need it as a discord sticker.
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