Primal Season Enthusiast

@_throboy Me

@TheSecondScooby who is they girthmaxxer

niggas be way too openly horny talking about attributes of a woman that you like is one thing but spewing degenerate sexual thoughts is just not proper (i need my dick sucked immediately)

Lots of cops out today trying to ruin my reels time on the way to work #pigs #fuckem

Type of shit I’m on today

@stinkfacejerm You could’ve blow him at the girls place

@TheSecondScooby Pretty clearly says girl retard

My boy Tyler had a pair of these in 8th grade and we were convinced it single handedly got him his first blow job when he rocked them with some khaki joggers watching a movie at a girls place.

@stinkfacejerm @urgymcrushh Why do you cuss so much in tweets that don’t need it

@urgymcrushh What the fuck kind of coke bottle are you talking about

Shaped like a coke bottle

How me and my hb be pullin up to the two man

Roses are red, Dogs go to heaven, I fuck wit u, Be the 6 to my 7?

Of course Mahomes looks like a bum, this is where his cannons went #bazookas #chiefsvschargers

My wife left me 👏👏👏👏👏 let’s get sendy!!!! #sendy #nelk #sendvirus

@albertanus2 @ArmyWP_Football Is your son the 12 leg long shot parlay you took?

@ArmyWP_Football Hey make sure those kickers know they lost the game for the team and let down an entire fan base👍 my son is crying and throwing things in the living room. Fans since 2002 the year I graduated and now consoling a weeping child. Once again thanks special teams

Final Score: Tarleton State 30, Army 27

@MLS Surely they deserved that penalty that gave him his first goal!!!!

THOMAS MÜLLER FIRST MLS GOAL AT THE DEATH! 😱

@stlCITYsc Must’ve been the wind ahh goal

90'+14' | Vancouver score 3-2 | #VANvSTL | #AllForCITY

the eternal challenge to not goon and quit zyn simultaneously

@_throboy My bad twin 🤞

my ex has been showing up in my dreams recently in harmless manners not cool gang!

@stinkfacejerm Browns too high

Eagles aren’t good enough to repeat Lamar can’t succeed in the playoffs Mahomes magic has run out Bills are the bills Packers Super Bowl soon

@stinkfacejerm I was talking about how I can’t even get 2 likes 😞

@TheSecondScooby Guess I should’ve said “ex fling” to specifically cater to you my bad

Need me a bitch that’s about the dough. Call her Bagetha.

@stinkfacejerm Faking an ex for 2 likes? U right

@TheSecondScooby You wouldn’t get it