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Luke Schwiebert 🔻

@TheShweeb

I love Nintendo & cinema, and I hate capitalism & genocide. Follow me if you share any or all opinions. 30, he/him. Pronouns in bio.

Portland, OR Katılım Eylül 2009
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Luke Schwiebert 🔻@TheShweeb·
Did you know that nine out of ten people need a new mattress? Hi, I’m Neil from the Leeds mattress stores, and I’m here to take out the confusion of buying your next new mattress. You’ve seen all these products advertised elsewhere at $599? I’ll show you the same mattress in my s
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Luke Schwiebert 🔻@TheShweeb·
@WardenDean It’s the show that asks, “What if the most wonderfully designed set of surreal cartoon characters you’ve ever seen just stood around having group therapy sessions instead of doing anything interesting?”
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Dean Gilbert@WardenDean·
Wish I liked Digital Circus. Cool concept, cool creator, cool art style. But every time I try to watch I get annoyed and click away. It's so lame.
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Luke Schwiebert 🔻@TheShweeb·
This is not my circus, but… huh… these ARE my monkeys, actually. Fucking rival circus kidnapped all my monkeys
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Weekendupthere@Weekendupthere·
@PanasonicDX4500 Fuck liberals. You’d all have us partaking in Ramadan and fasting in 5 years by law if you had it your way.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·
I’m ready to stop letting some dipshit football coach from Bumfuck, Alabama tell me we’ve got to get rid of my neighbors to be honest.
Matt Laslo@MattLaslo

“I’m ready to get rid of the Muslims,” @SenTuberville tells me. “It’s time for them to go home.” "We've always had these people who really should be considered white nationalists and Christian fundamentalist nationalists," @Ilhan Omar tells me. "So it's not surprising that they want to ban a whole people because of their faith."

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Hiding@Hiding_n_Public·
How do people cope with how evil everyone is? Like everyday for the last 4 years has been another level of psychological damage to my faith in mankind. Things get worse and worse, people openly, flagrantly lie and are rewarded. Narrative as reality, a postmodern hell
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CanCon001@CanCon001Actual·
@ABC I bet not one of them thought to bring solar panels or wind turbines. It's an eNeRgY cRiSis.
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Some 650 delegates from 33 countries and 120 organizations began arriving in Cuba on Friday as part of a solidarity caravan transporting some 20 tons of humanitarian aid as the island grapples with a severe energy crisis. abcnews.link/JTXhhdM
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Luke Schwiebert 🔻@TheShweeb·
@mariotwtconfess Seeing as Dic was the studio behind shows, there’s a non-zero chance that the same exact person came up with both of these names
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mariotwt confessions@mariotwtconfess·
"useless fact: Koopa Sez actually appeared BEFORE Sonic Says! Rock TV (Super Mario World) came out November 16, 1991 and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog first premired September 6, 1993"
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people with unexamined biases who want their military sci-fi to just be tacticool “gritty” sloperator aesthetics in space are really just the chud version of people with unexamined biases who want their fantasy stuff to just be critical role found family D&D
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Anthony Calce@acalce1000·
@jonathanmb32 It seriously makes no sense why people don't just say 2015, it was better in most ways
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Potato@GotownedU90175·
@marshyzaku Tucker’s “angle” on Epstein is to correctly state that it was a Mossad op. Yeah he’s CIA too but so is the entire DNC and U.S. political establishment. Brace has fooled dumbasses like you into thinking he isn’t CIA when he clearly is.
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Middle East Observer@ME_Observer_·
⚡️⭕️US Senator Lindsey Graham: We should think about removing our bases from countries that won't let us fly from them
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Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore·
Evolution of the most popular First Names in France along the years (1946-2011) - boys edition
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rabies🇵🇸@SaddamTransfem·
(positively) "in the DPRK if you make a League of Legenda account they take you to prison and shoot you "
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