Luke Schwiebert 🔻

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Luke Schwiebert 🔻

@TheShweeb

I love Nintendo & cinema, and I hate capitalism & genocide. Follow me if you share any or all opinions. 30, he/him. Pronouns in bio.

Portland, OR Katılım Eylül 2009

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Luke Schwiebert 🔻@TheShweeb·18 Tem

Did you know that nine out of ten people need a new mattress? Hi, I’m Neil from the Leeds mattress stores, and I’m here to take out the confusion of buying your next new mattress. You’ve seen all these products advertised elsewhere at $599? I’ll show you the same mattress in my s

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@WardenDean It’s the show that asks, “What if the most wonderfully designed set of surreal cartoon characters you’ve ever seen just stood around having group therapy sessions instead of doing anything interesting?”

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Dean Gilbert@WardenDean·7h

Wish I liked Digital Circus. Cool concept, cool creator, cool art style. But every time I try to watch I get annoyed and click away. It's so lame.

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The last decade to ever exist

Sonic the Hedgehog@sonic_hedgehog

Team Hero or Team Dark...which will you choose? Journey back to the 2000s, a decade full of iconic rivalries, unforgettable stories, and yes...lots of adventure! 🎨: Yuji Uekawa

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This is not my circus, but… huh… these ARE my monkeys, actually. Fucking rival circus kidnapped all my monkeys

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@bunburyoudoujp @Cadaver_Xeneize @esjesjesj If he was actually drugging children do you really think the cops would just be like “wait, he deleted the tweet, guess there’s nothing to investigate now”

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Bunburyōdō (文武両道) (Bun)@bunburyoudoujp·23h

@Cadaver_Xeneize @esjesjesj From law enforcement?

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·1d

The children are all now devastating the competition on their sports teams

Bunburyōdō (文武両道) (Bun)@bunburyoudoujp

The “joke.”

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@FallenPr1ncess @BerryBubble15 @mmjdaisy Huh! Can’t believe I forgot all about that. Bring HIM over to Mario Kart, Nintendo

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🌺 Miss Failure 🌺@FallenPr1ncess·1d

@TheShweeb @BerryBubble15 @mmjdaisy

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Solar 🌟@BerryBubble15·1d

a nuke has been launched in the mario community

GarbageTrashCan@KPooper2005

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has been rated PG in the UK like the first film for mild violence and threat. HOWEVER, while looking in this page, this caught me off guard for the Theme area Perhaps this has to do with either Peach or Rosalina’s backstories 👀

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@FallenPr1ncess @BerryBubble15 @mmjdaisy Wait, Rosalina has a brother? Where?

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🌺 Miss Failure 🌺@FallenPr1ncess·1d

@BerryBubble15 @mmjdaisy There are two possibilities: 1. Rosalina's brother erasure 2. Peach trans

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@GamesCage_ A Care Bear doing a front flip has some aura, not gonna lie

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GamesCage - Hype Guy@GamesCage_·1d

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sonic Rumble Party@Sonic_Rumble

Is this...the most 💗 ADORABLE 💗 event yet?! Care Bears are spreading love in Sonic Rumble Party starting March 23rd 8AM UTC!

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@nracryz @VautismSpeaks It’s Saturday, though, he usually doesn’t pull that on weekends!

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Nracryz 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@nracryz·1d

@VautismSpeaks hes just doing market manipulation he will literally not do a single thing

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Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴@VautismSpeaks·1d

Lmao it’s so fucking over

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: “If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS, STARTING WITH THE BIGGEST ONE FIRST! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

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@Weekendupthere @PanasonicDX4500 And what would even be wrong with that, shithead? Seems good enough for 2 billion people around the world. Maybe a little bit of sacrifice would be good for your sorry ass

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Weekendupthere@Weekendupthere·1d

@PanasonicDX4500 Fuck liberals. You’d all have us partaking in Ramadan and fasting in 5 years by law if you had it your way.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500·1d

I’m ready to stop letting some dipshit football coach from Bumfuck, Alabama tell me we’ve got to get rid of my neighbors to be honest.

Matt Laslo@MattLaslo

“I’m ready to get rid of the Muslims,” @SenTuberville tells me. “It’s time for them to go home.” "We've always had these people who really should be considered white nationalists and Christian fundamentalist nationalists," @Ilhan Omar tells me. "So it's not surprising that they want to ban a whole people because of their faith."

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Hiding@Hiding_n_Public·2d

How do people cope with how evil everyone is? Like everyday for the last 4 years has been another level of psychological damage to my faith in mankind. Things get worse and worse, people openly, flagrantly lie and are rewarded. Narrative as reality, a postmodern hell

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@CanCon001Actual @ABC Sure man let me pack up some of my spare wind turbines I’ve got lying around, they should fit fine in my carry-on

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CanCon001@CanCon001Actual·2d

@ABC I bet not one of them thought to bring solar panels or wind turbines. It's an eNeRgY cRiSis.

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ABC News@ABC·2d

Some 650 delegates from 33 countries and 120 organizations began arriving in Cuba on Friday as part of a solidarity caravan transporting some 20 tons of humanitarian aid as the island grapples with a severe energy crisis. abcnews.link/JTXhhdM

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@mariotwtconfess Seeing as Dic was the studio behind shows, there’s a non-zero chance that the same exact person came up with both of these names

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mariotwt confessions@mariotwtconfess·1d

"useless fact: Koopa Sez actually appeared BEFORE Sonic Says! Rock TV (Super Mario World) came out November 16, 1991 and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog first premired September 6, 1993"

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@itsbasilbasil @NSFoperative What ideas are the “hug box critical role thing” built on?

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🌿💚Basil➡️HaloFest💚🌿@itsbasilbasil·1d

@NSFoperative Chuds don’t have a monopoly on liking things and not stopping to think about the ideas those things are built on

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🌿💚Basil➡️HaloFest💚🌿@itsbasilbasil·2d

people with unexamined biases who want their military sci-fi to just be tacticool “gritty” sloperator aesthetics in space are really just the chud version of people with unexamined biases who want their fantasy stuff to just be critical role found family D&D

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@acalce1000 @jonathanmb32 2015 was a dream! Part of the reason 2016 felt so horrible was the sudden downturn in everything!

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Anthony Calce@acalce1000·2d

@jonathanmb32 It seriously makes no sense why people don't just say 2015, it was better in most ways

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Jonathan@jonathanmb32·2d

This is how Last Week Tonight ended their 2016 season:

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#1 computer user@inherentvibes

being nostalgic for 2016 is so funny because at the time there were so many memes about it being literally the worst year ever

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@beautiful_42585 @OfSymbols @Biyombonesaw So, who out there is not CIA?

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Steve Jail@Biyombonesaw·2d

China sends solar panels, Russia sends oil, the US sends CIA agents

Jack@whothehellsjack

Brace and YungChomsky are going to Cuba!!!

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@GotownedU90175 @marshyzaku So who out there ISN’T CIA?

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Potato@GotownedU90175·2d

@marshyzaku Tucker’s “angle” on Epstein is to correctly state that it was a Mossad op. Yeah he’s CIA too but so is the entire DNC and U.S. political establishment. Brace has fooled dumbasses like you into thinking he isn’t CIA when he clearly is.

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@elinachos The multiple repeated sentences are quite a laugh. They’re SO mad

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