The Real and True Sn0rlax

@MrBeast @LacyHimself I am a 400 pound big boi and am down for that

@LacyHimself Want me to just trap you in a circle?

I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.

@marcus_ @CHIPFAT_ Under strict NDA, can’t even confirm the existence of “S”

@CHIPFAT_ u think this S is for you?? lol

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@RoseASMRR Brain can’t brain. We need shoulder ASMR

what should asmr should i film??

I am sleep deprived and scrolling twitter. Just commenting random stuff under posts. This should be fun!

@FollowAsh_ Your weird weather…..idk how this thing works.

@MistorThio Confirmed. This will be the new Florida man!

Lease for a new spot in Florida has been SIGNED

@wantedhq Viva la France. We were betrayed so early. Clearly Australia fired first and always wanted WAR!!!

We read ALL comments. Whether it's a video upload or a post like this, we read every single one. Positive or negative, this feedback inspires us to keep improving. Thanks for all the love on Wanted World War! 🚀💛

@wantedhq @BazzaGazza @marcus_ @BeanBagGaming_ @Lazarbeam @crayator LETS GOO!!

December 14th 🚀

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@nikgeneburn can you please just force wipe PvE. Cant login to the site and reset account to play

@duecems32 dammit i shoulda just last minute bought tickets to come out just to see you!

I think the only streamer at Twitchcon I am trying to see is CodeMiko to make this a complete trip.

@CamelSoyBoy @DropboxSign nah, i can post that and get a free # of pages that it lets me fax, since no one uses faxes any more and i dont have 1 but i can send with apps but they want me to pay or you post to get free pages

@TheSn0rlax @DropboxSign You get hacked?

What the fax?! I guess faxing isn’t dead 🤷‍♂️ Use Dropbox Fax by @DropboxSign to send and receive faxes from anywhere. #DropboxFax hellofax.com

@uhSnoww Like zoinks scoob

There’s a famous quote from a movie that says “you never go full ….” Sadly someone with a very similar name to me did just that. Thanks to those that are making sure people don’t confuse me with someone who has a few issues. In the words of Shaggy; it wasn’t me.

@TheTribizzle Congrats man! You will surely kickass.

I am pleased to announce that I am joining Wildcard Gaming in an ownership position. Since January I have been working behind the scenes and am finally happy to announce the next chapter of my esports journey. I am taking on the role of Head of Esports and Chief Development Officer at Wildcard. I am excited to work alongside Ben and Griff in the continuing growth of this excellent esports organization. Exciting times are ahead. #StackTheDeck

@MsDynamic_ There is no tea in this post.....I NEED THE TEA

Right foot in the roses, left foot on a landmine 🥀

@DocWizard_ O-H

Cold.

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@Lt_Custard Tongue or no tongue, that is the real question.

I'm sick of homies just high fiving me, just kiss me already. Damn.

People please....go make fun of this guy! twitch.tv/bluebeardsreve…