The Snake Show

@NBADracos Ether Luka or joker

Who is your MVP?

@notcee_fan Treat them like Harry Potter

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@JDVance You think you hated the air port now. 😭😭 Y'all didn't understand how under qualified ice will be having to do this job

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.

@BoFrenchTX Y'all know they are allowed to be here now. Trump said it's ok. 😭😭😭

I want ICE in airports. I want ICE in hospitals. I want ICE in schools. I want ICE in Home Depot. I want ICE on college campuses. I want ICE in meat packing plants. I want ICE in restaurants. I want ICE on farms. I want ICE everywhere.

@BuzzPatterson People are with this. Please tell me the pros to this

This is the baddest ass move I’ve ever witnessed! The dude is brilliant!

@w_terrence So because he follows his religion you want to mock it because you don't follow his religion but somehow you're the good person out of this exchange. Another Maga nut doing something that changes nothing but then looking like a fool

Bacon had this Muslim in Tears He saw Bacon and cried. Bacon ain’t that bad. Bacon is like Meat Candy. You can eat it all day. You can never get enough Bacon is love Bacon is Peace Bacon is Tasty

@EricLDaugh Anyone still on his side are the biggest sheeple in the world

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump is deploying ICE agents to airports on MONDAY if DHS and TSA are not fully funded by then Here we go! CHECKMATE. "ICE will do the job far better than ever done before! [I] look forward to moving ICE in on Monday, and have already told them to, “GET READY.” NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE GAMES!"

@Tom88206311 @Zeusdawg69 @rm_actor @mickitiki Lmaoo you know the only thing not taxed is the half time right🤣🤣🤣I have coworkers who did over time and the regular time of the double got taxed. They had no tax on 1/3rd of their pay.

@Zeusdawg69 @rm_actor @mickitiki That's huge for middle class blue collar workers and retirees.

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

@ThatBaddieGen This makes me mad. Dating will never have you find this and that's why Tricking will never go away. I've fucked a lot of women. Never paid for anything sexual. But I know that one girl that likes giving hand jobs or head until I bust. The girl who starts sex. Are 5 out of 78.

He needed a nurse to help him feel better🩺😏

@EricLDaugh Wait. A reporter that probably was born here was supposed to be a part of PH some how so he thought this was the comeback.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. President Trump just DROPPED THIS LINE on Japan! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!" 😭😭

@GuntherEagleman Until I see parents come public about being found by the FBI, I don't want to see this bs. And what about the people in the E files. They are known people but they haven't been stopped so what about them

🚨 JUST IN: FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL JUST ANNOUNCED A STUNNING +490% SURGE IN ARRESTS OF ONLINE CHILD PREDATORS! They located 6,200 MISSING CHILDREN and arrested 300 HUMAN TRAFFICKERS! Protect the children!

@TonyLaneNV Lmaoo you're saying it should be a peanut allergy/seafood allergy 3 seats? Come on now y'all.

THIS IS WILD… Passenger says United denied a simple request that could literally save their life. Severe peanut allergy. One exposure = possible fatal reaction. All they asked for? A small buffer zone on the plane. Instead… they were told to basically deal with it and “email the company.” On a packed flight where people are eating inches away… That’s not a minor issue. That’s life or death. Do airlines have a responsibility here… or is this asking too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@quickdog77 @dom_lucre All the bs your tax money go to and this man getting paid for his rights be violated and shit cops stealing money from him is the thing we should be mad at. I'll happily give my tax money to the people who literally have this type shit happening to them.

@dom_lucre The people pay this fine lol. 😂. How r they cheering!!!?? They retarded?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Aftoman was spotted celebrating his historic win against Ohio police. The beloved rapper was outside Adams County courthouse after winning unanimously in his defamation trial and successfully defended his First Amendment rights. Afroman wins in unanimous fashion, defending his First Amendment rights against the Adams County Sheriff's Department.

@dom_lucre Please stop talking. Just trying to scare people into believing we have to go to war with them

🔥🚨BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard claimed Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, and Pakistan are all building advanced missiles, nuclear & conventional and all of them are able to hit the U.S, which is becoming a threat.

@SunTzuLive @Hoopss Stop talking bro. Shaq made money off his sneakers.

@Hoopss 75 is better…35 it’s gonna be seen as Walmart shoes

Thoughts?

@Hoopss If you don't want a sneaker because it's 35 bucks you're the worst kind of person. We are past the having to pay 200 for good basketball sneakers. If they got grip and are not fake. Be you bro. Smh

@elonmusk Dude you spread the propaganda 🤣 you're the person people shouldn't follow you when it comes to things outside of business 😭😭😭

True

@MLFootball No choke but man did the whole lineup suck last night outside of Brice

IS TEAM USA NOT WINNING THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC THE BIGGEST CHOKE-JOB EVER BY A SPORTS TEAM…?

@vander4333 @Batigol1993 @DailyCA_MCQs @MLFootball Lmao nobody wants to help trump and now Russia is helping the other side. Who is he making the world safe for being the face of this war?

@Batigol1993 @DailyCA_MCQs @MLFootball America is fighting to protect all nations, just like we have many times before throughout history. Do you really want radical muslims in Iran, who do not care about dying, to have a nuclear weapon? You should be thanking America and President Trump.

🚨BRUTAL🚨 Team USA slugger Kyle Schwarber received a silver medal from the commissioner and RIPPED IT OFF before he got to the dugout. It is awful that the Team USA players are being forced to accept the second-place medals on the field after the loss.

@MLFootball Yeah he gave up a run and was pitching bad. I bet he didn't want the shit on