Zoë Perrett

8 years ago I thought this was a good recipe idea. Tomorrow I release another book having taught 1000’s of people how to cook. Never give up on your dream kids.

@KS_Ate_Here To fkuc you up

Can someone explain to me why TFL tells you to keep right underground yet they know we drive on the left?

@jamestabor I told you we should watch this.

@JamesRamsden_ Only if you’ve spent £300 on them 🤡

@jamestabor @DowneyJD @RichardHTurner (One of) your Poison tee(s)

@DowneyJD @RichardHTurner @TheSpiceScribe asks, were you wearing your Poison tee shirt? This could be a contributory factor.

The best thing about Singapore is the food. The worst thing is the music. Almost everywhere I have been to for food and drinks (outside of the hawker centres), is playing the worst kind of old man music. Phil Collins, Bryan Adams, Creedance, it’s never fucking ending. 😫

NEW RESTAURANT REVIEW! A car theft-catalysed trip to @GalvinatWindows… amuse-bouche.uk/2022/11/20/res…

@jamestabor @DowneyJD I always welcome a research opportunity

@DowneyJD @TheSpiceScribe challenge?

Yawn. Yet another really dreary piece on psychedelic drugs. Isn't there anyone capable of capturing the experience? The vivid, illuminating and overwhelming exhilaration of a rocket flight into inner space. 🚀thetimes.co.uk/article/i-got-…

When your 76 year-old Dad gets thrown in Facebook jail for saying ‘bum’…

@AndyLynes @theboydonefood @KendellsBistro Leeds: the Eiffel Tower table in particular

I'm looking for the most romantic restaurants in the UK for a feature. Any suggestions outside of London (already got too many to choose from for the capital) would be very welcome #journorequest

Of COURSE @HRWright was papped at the #GentlemansLife launch 😍🎩🕺🏻

Thanks guys for all the lovely comments about my unexpected few days on News At Ten this week! Loved working with the team ❤️. And to those who’ve expressed utter nonsense about my natural hair, listen very carefully: Other. Channels. Are. Available.

Does anyone happen to know the people in the picture? Let's try and help Malcolm Green find them! 🔎

After existing in this weird new world for so long, walking into @freightisland was a pretty decent substitute for arriving at @ShangrilaGlasto 😍

@BaratxuriBar at @freightisland: v good 👍🏻

Went to Home in Leeds, had a cracking meal, wrote a thing… amuse-bouche.uk/2021/06/21/res…

@jamestabor @slapandpickles @manzokuramen Okay ‘on a technicality’ 🙄

@slapandpickles @manzokuramen From me as well. Technically we don’t do street food anymore so I’m allowed to nominate someone other than @TheSpiceScribe as the stunningest. 💝

Happy Valentine’s Day to the most stunning bird in streetfood (that’s from me not him Gina!) @manzokuramen ❤️ N.B: also makes dead good sushi and has successfully steered a business through the pandemic while actually holding a baby 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@Tulleehoo The Lion, The Witch & The Suburban Leeds Garden

Wow the pics on here of up north in the snow today, Yorkshire looks like Narnia! 🥶☃️

@McMoop I would imagine that, during the monotony of lockdown, many people’s days have been made by two carrots (perhaps indeed even a singular carrot) although their usage may have been rather less salubrious....

@foodurchin You risked it for a biscuit... or is it in fact a cake? 🤔

I just killed a packet of Jaffa cakes.

@jamestabor @HRWright You don’t so much ‘surreptitiously throw’ as ‘eat and forget’... as the contents of your car would testify.

@HRWright This is so me and @TheSpiceScribe 😍❤️