Daryl

@KristinRaworth Make sure you take a TV crew. The locals only pay their detectives with livestock.

I’ve decided that if I don’t get a job soon I’ll just move to a small English village and solve crime.

I am also in the last year of my contract and I am ALSO willing to sign on for another two years for $12.5 million per year. Oh sure…! HE does it and he’s a hero. I ask for that and I’m greedy and unreasonable. I’m tired of this double standard!

@albeertagirl A greatest hits dozen just for you Cheers.

@ShayeGanam You called it!

@integritycdn Sadly, it’s inevitable.

@calmdownbecky 😏 I love your snarky little comments. 🥰 Don’t go changing. I’m all in for that. And we are 14 years over for lunch.

@TheSpinDoctor LOL guess I deserved that

We’re officially out of touch now. Wife: The half-time show sounds boring. Me: who’s playing? Wife: I think it’s Levar Burton. Me: Is he reading something from Reading Railroad? Wife: it’s Reading Rainbow. Me: Maybe he’ll tell some Star Trek stories. I’d like to see that.

@calmdownbecky Do I tell you often enough that I miss you? We’re 14 years overdue for lunch. Stay in touch. Kiss kiss.

@TheSpinDoctor “Now” is carrying a lot of water here friend.

Still married… for those of you who are keeping track.

@steeletalk Holy shit. Maybe he will implode in a week and our problems will be over.

He’s crazy.

I love a blustery night #yeg

Damn. I just bought a new globe and now it’s going to be outdated. 🙁

Just cried my way through the second season finale of ‘Shrinking’. What a powerful show. If you haven’t seen it - it’s amazing. Funny, insightful and intelligent. #Shrinking

@lllaurenA DON’T JINX IT!!

The Oilers playing well during a matinee game?

@calmdownbecky Cool.

Happy “we have a fridge” day to all who celebrate

@DalyceFTW @SantasAnonymous I look forward to seeing you two every year. Thanks for bringing the Christmas spirit! 🎅🏻

@A_Firecracker Seems reasonable

😉

@ginny_jenny They can’t be any more unruly than you three at a football game 🤔

Indoor recess can go to hell

Do I have the energy to get into BlueSky? 🤔