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Jonah, King of Whales

@TheSponchMaster

I Stream and I know things.

Washington, D.C. Katılım Eylül 2022
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
This level of cognative dissonance is completely insane. If you didn't go see The Odyssey then you legitimately have zero right to ever complain about how Hollywood doesn't make movie for men, or doesn't do anything original, or doesn't know how to present strong morals, or doesn't know how to write good husbands or fathers. Get so over yourself, you sound fkn retarded
George Alexopoulos@GPrime85

I say this with sadness, not anger: If you bought a ticket for the Odyssey this weekend, you have surrendered the right to complain about Hollywood ruining movies. Your words & actions are not in alignment. You cannot lead others, because you can’t even follow yourself.

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Schaffrillas@Schaffrillas·
Thought of a fun list idea, let me know if you have any suggestions
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
I wonder what all the white people crying about The Odyssey have to say about this masterpiece
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
Pretty sure the only time Hasan isn't lying is when he glazes despotic genocidal dictators and racist, antisemitic terrorist groups. Young people are F U C K E D
yeet@Awk20000

Hasan says the one thing u can't call him is a liar and that "we're coming" for the Democrats who acquiesce to Trump in his speech at the College Democrats of America convention "A lot of ppl, including probably ur future employers or ur current employers, they call me a lot of names..they say I'm an idealist, a radical, a terr*rist. But the one thing they don't call me is a liar" "Not just the no more to Trumpism, but no more to the Democrats who compromise, who conciliate, who betray us..no more to the Democrats who will collaborate and cooperate with the fascists, who will fund ICE, who will fund Israel, who will help poison the planet..we don't need those Democrats anymore" "We are coming! We're unbought! We're unbound! And we will become undeniable!"

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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
lmfao again, you have no idea what you're talking about lmfao none of the criticism you made actually apply to THE MOVIE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, you sound fucking stupid lmfao everything you're saying is completely irrelevant. Odysseus WAS NOT a tyrant in this movie, if you actually saw it you'd realize this is a retarded and delusional point to make. The Cyclopes speaking is literally stylistic, complaining about that is asinine. The reunion between Penelope and Odysseus was the most emotional in this film of any of the on-screen adaptions, and their relationship was one of the best on-screen depictions of a strong marriage in recent memory. You literally cannot be making the points you are making unless you're genuinely ignorant, so again: quit saying stupid shut about stuff you C L E A R L Y don't know fuck-all about
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DStraddude@mtradpagan38952·
@TheSponchMaster @GPrime85 @J0hnADouglas He even states he used her translation You can google this There’s a reason his depiction of Odysseus and Calypso is drastically different than in the book. That’s also why the cyclops doesn’t speak and that’s why his reunion with Penelope is so cold compared to the epic
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George Alexopoulos@GPrime85·
I say this with sadness, not anger: If you bought a ticket for the Odyssey this weekend, you have surrendered the right to complain about Hollywood ruining movies. Your words & actions are not in alignment. You cannot lead others, because you can’t even follow yourself.
Film Updates@FilmUpdates

‘THE ODYSSEY’ has grossed around $264.1M in its worldwide opening weekend • Biggest opening for Christopher Nolan, surpassing ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ • 3rd biggest opening for an R-rated film ever • Biggest opening for a live-action film in 2026 It cost $250M to produce.

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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
Europeans love to complain about this, but it's literally just circumstance lmfao. Parking garages are more expensive and America has (or had, when most of these places were built) the space for it, so it made literally zero sense to make garages. It's a problem NOW because of suburban areas but nobody would've done anything different at the time with the space and funds available
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
"I'm a free-thinker, I base all of my opinions on solely on Twitter bullshit and don't do anything for myself. I'M A FREE THINKER" like come the fuck on, how do you get this hopelessly mind-raped????
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
This level of cognative dissonance is completely insane. If you didn't go see The Odyssey then you legitimately have zero right to ever complain about how Hollywood doesn't make movie for men, or doesn't do anything original, or doesn't know how to present strong morals, or doesn't know how to write good husbands or fathers. Get so over yourself, you sound fkn retarded
George Alexopoulos@GPrime85

I say this with sadness, not anger: If you bought a ticket for the Odyssey this weekend, you have surrendered the right to complain about Hollywood ruining movies. Your words & actions are not in alignment. You cannot lead others, because you can’t even follow yourself.

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DStraddude
DStraddude@mtradpagan38952·
@GPrime85 @J0hnADouglas He’s using the Emily’s translation which paints Odysseus has a tyrant You don’t need to eat shit when you can smell it
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
@GPrime85 @J0hnADouglas You're actually delusional holy shit. Here's what you're saying, dumbass: "How do I know this sandwich that nobody has said is shit, that doesn't have any of the properties of shit, isn't shit unless I eat it?" You realize that YOU'RE the dumbass, right?
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Jonah, King of Whales@TheSponchMaster·
Ok cool, then you no longer can complain about how nothing good gets made, nothing depthful gets made, you can't complain that Hollywood doesn't make movies for men or know how to craft strong male characters, you don't get to bitch about how nothing is original anymore, you don't get to bitch about how everything is "Woke," you don't get to complain period. You're saying retarded shit about a movie you didn't see over braindead Twitter bullshit that somebody else fed you and you have the gall to LARP as a free-thinker. Fucking pathetic. The Odyssey is the best blockbuster in decades, and it does everything you braindead asshats have been begging Hollywood to do for decades. And you won't go see it over made-up bullshit. Sad.
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TheQuartering@TheQuartering·
The amount of times Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate have been arrested and not convicted makes everything they say about it being political make more sense.
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The Odyssey is one of the best recent examples of a film that a large studio budget rarely allows in the modern day: a singular artistic vision in a blockbuster featuring a world you can believe in. Here's how The Odyssey proves there’s still hope for big-budget moviemaking. bit.ly/4pNVpSh
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