Aspen 𝝑𝝔 .ᐟ

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── #promotwt #moothunt ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ Aspen .ᐟ ᯓ★ They/she ; demigirl ꩜ .ᐟ English mainly, some spanish .𖥔 ݁ ˖ Main interests: #gachitwt #alnst #zomst #mcbling ♡ ノ ↺ to be oomfs !!

This convinced 99% of twitter users to have their first shower this month

fem #zanka sketches she’s one of my prettiest

Sharing is Caring 🍺❤️

manifesting a kirara cosplay from my goat #jjk

this is not just a kiss, this is THE kiss. and hualian was insane for this

Future charms 🧪🤍✨🎸🖤 #五夏

@viridescenc3 the most gorgeous lady ever 🤤

filled out a canvas full of fem jabbers in 3 hours fem #jabber 🧵 of close ups 1/3

@okasanju i ain’t exactly blue…but i ain’t exactly purple either

what colour is this

esfregar o clitóris é muito melhor do que dedar.

class of 09 bitches today would just be girls that listen to lil peep and vape in the bathroom

@2119179_ dude what the fuck

Am I tripping???

good morning

im such an attention whore i hate everything

i don’t have an ed but i’m too lazy to make food and feed myself

@HengieHeng all hail da king

hmm… yesyes

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas. I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build. I was not prepared for the gas station. There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps. I counted them because I did not believe them. A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty. He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things. Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon. A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced. A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume. And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot. The beaver is a saint. The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house. And the bathrooms. I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people. I was wrong to dismiss it. The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it. I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering. A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist. I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes. I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church. I did not need any of it. I needed all of it. I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there. I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either. But I did fill the truck. And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo