Stephen Kelly

Beooklynnnnn!!! We number one baby!!!

eric adams is going to put another 50,000 cops in the subway with the mandate of shooting the earthquake

Hey everyone! I just built my a portfolio showcasing my software development skills and projects. It's a react.js site hosted on @Netlify built with a headless CMS called @ButterCMS. Check it out here - stephenckelly.com.

I feel seen

“Blue Eye Samurai is just Murder Mamma Mia”. - @TheStephenKelly

Heterosexuals always say “Isn’t she the one who did Call Me Maybe?” which is a bit like saying “Isn’t he that carpenter from Nazareth?”

they call it getty images bc 🤌 you getty the images 🤌

Some New York City rats on a walking trip in Wales 🗽🗽🗽🐀🐀🐀

@tatejamesdotcom Ghosts of Tsushima

if i haven't played or payed attention to video games in the last ten years (since skyrim), what game should i start with that will melt my brain

[From the drafts] an insult I heard on a subway two years ago “God you're a nerd. All you know is math and Starbucks, so go fuck yourself."

Just learned my dad thinks Waterworld was a good movie. “That was good science fiction!” he says with no irony in sight. Happy for him and happy for those watery boys!

Taylor Swift? What am I? A gay teenager? I prefer Carly Rae Jepsen because I am a gay ADULT.

Bussi looks and acts like a murderer who beats the murder charge because he charms the jury

Need to play

“I’ve got a beach house in Malibu and I’m probably going to hurt your feelings.” Beach house out now! carlyraejepsen.lnk.to/beachhouse

Very speed racer energy in this race

@didgeridougrou 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Elders…born before 1990….

Cat Jedi