Steve Madden

The Masters meeting

@TheCatholicEngr I figured it wasn't earth as earth would only be partially lit with the son on the far side of the moon. Does the earth wax and wane 🤔

The Science Team confirmed it was Venus, not Earth Boy is that a bright planet

@ChristinaPushaw @Rothmus Sounds like the husband has the better end of the deal. Filling up her car while she pays rent, utilities and food?

@Rothmus That’s a pretty good price for a G Wagen but it’s ridiculous to drive a vehicle like that if you aren’t making at least 3 times as much as she does… I mean what does she do when it needs maintenance?

+ Income $7,500.81 - rent $3,581 - utilities $1,200 - gym + personal trainer $251 - groceries $548 - G-wagon $1,548 - hair + nails $500 - gas (husband paid) - kids (nothing) Will borrow $124 from a friend. Art. 👌

@The_Kyle_Mann @TheBabylonBee Peter, you ROCK! 😂😂😂

If Jesus's Resurrection Were a Hoax Prolly my favorite sketch we ever did at @TheBabylonBee

@SteveSkojec Sloppy editing. The music being cut off should take the same amount of time to reach the camera mic as the blast sound.

Fake but satisfying

When TSA has been tested, it has failed to stop up to 80 percent of weapons smuggled through security. TSA to this day has never actually prevented a terrorist attack. There is not a single documented case of a terror plot foiled by TSA. On top of that, TSA was formed in response to 9-11, but 9-11 was not a failure of airport security. Airport security had basically nothing to do with it. So while this stand off over TSA funding continues, keep in mind that the agency shouldn't exist and is historically terrible at its job. We should privatize airport security again. Then it can't be used as a bargaining chip by politicians.

@captainsafia All that *and* modest. So impressive!

I accidentally discovered how to simultaneously be hot and smart *and* funny when I was born.

I was a 10x engineer. Now I'm useless.

@brockpierson Corn pop.

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy then what is a poor man called?

@Tweeter_Bleater @FLSecofState Tallahassee shared 904 with Jax until it was split in the late 90s. We drew the short straw and had to change all our business cards to show the new 850.

@FLSecofState I was born in Tallahassee and my area code has been 850 since I learned our home phone number in or around 1976…so I’m curious to know how that area code info is accurate.

Hello? #OTD in 1876, Alexander Graham Bell was granted a patent for the telephone. The first telephone exchange in Florida opened a few years later in Jacksonville. In 1994, Florida had only four area codes: 305, 407, 813 and 904. From 1994 to 2024, another 19 area codes were added. Photo: Southern Bell Telephone and Telegraph operators working switchboard - Jacksonville, Florida. 1915 (circa). State Archives of Florida, @FLMemory. More here: floridamemory.com/items/show/420…

@BenThePCGuy Congratulations, Ben. What a blessing!

Finally decided to start a YouTube channel! Would greatly appreciate if you went and checked it out 🫶 First video: how to fully customize Windows Terminal with Oh My Posh (and more!) Also let me know if you want to see any specific videos from me! 💖 youtu.be/VFnr0lwwGuQ?si…

@BenThePCGuy @Alicia_Bittle_ So, what you're saying is I'm about 8 kids short of being in the best shape of my life. I'll need to run this by my "personal trainer."

@Alicia_Bittle_ 100% doable. Left: Me at 30, just after our first was born Right: Me at 47, just before our 10th is born

lol to all the men coping hard over this. 😭 “I don’t have a million dollars and a personal trainer” You don’t need a personal trainer to tell you to stop eating garbage and get some protein. You don’t need $1,000,000 to buy chicken breast and a gym membership. My husband has almost 5 children and looks like this. You know why? He gets up early to go work out, takes walks during lunch, and doesn’t sit on his butt all day. It’s not that hard.

@6thGenFloGrown Any rise at all? Do bubbles form? I see hooch after a week in the fridge and the yeast have started to get really hungry. Maybe it waits for you to go to sleep before it throws the big party. What you see in the morning is drunk, passed out, starter. 😂

I dunno about Frankie, y’all. It’s day 16 and I’m still not getting any doubling in volume after feeding. Just a layer of hooch. I just fed again after taking this picture…

3F, so I can stare out the window and hope nobody tries to strike up a conversation.

@BenThePCGuy @devinbgoble @tomwarren And replaceable batteries! My collection is quite boring compared to yours. 🤔

@devinbgoble @tomwarren 100%. Looked great, no need for a case. Back when phones were fun.

Today in 2013, @tomwarren and I were arguing over who had more Windows Phones. (I won)

@doc_rudman She's a Gator.

No argument here. Let me guess, she’s an FSU grad.

@6thGenFloGrown Unbleached makes all the difference. I tried to start use with regular bleached AP and saw nothing until I started using unbleached, then boom! Pro tip - your starter will happily sit in the fridge for a week or two between feedings. Once I get down to 50g or so, I feed it.

Sourdough attempt #2. This time with unbleached flour.

@DamianEdwards Thank you! So much faster than spamming Ctrl+Tab or reaching for the mouse.

The biggest productivity gain I've made this year so far is finally memorizing the Ctrl+Shift+A shortcut to search tabs in Edge

I do invite you to roast me and tell me where I'm wrong here, BUT... Here is why I think you should choose @github Copilot for your all your AI coding needs over any other tool. 🧵