Teacher Guy

@poppygibsonuk Books, dogs and coffee…

Which 3 ???? 👀👀👀

Just turned down hosting MOTD on Saturday…

@IOWRobert Stick on a smart coat… Sherlock Holmes!

I despise dressing up for #WorldBookDay but I’ve been told I have to. Thought I’d be saved because of strikes but it’s been moved to the next day😡. Has to be fairy-tale themed - any quick and easy ideas? (I refuse to buy/hire a Disney costume out of principle) tia

@TaraTeacher1 @educationgovuk Get a grip

Monday 19th September will be a Bank Holiday to mark Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s State Funeral. Schools and colleges will be closed for the Bank Holiday.

@Dijkinho @TrentAA This aged well.

We owe these a monumental slapping for how they celebrated a 4-0 win vs our C team in Asia. @TrentAA said after the match we will use that as motivation in the league #LFC

@MissVernon20 Sun and copious amounts of alcohol

The question is, can Rishi Sunak do it on a cold Monday night in Stoke…

Is it socially acceptable for me to sit in my pants in the garden? Probably not. Is it going to stop me? No.

Questions that should be banned in school: What time do you work until when you get home? Anymore? #edutwitter

@Pandamoanimum I personally believe this one is far more inclusive…

It’s that time of year again when the people who design Father’s Day cards are convinced dads only like football, golf, gardening, racing cars, cricket, beer, fishing, ties or farting.

@ateachersvision These are the type of people that complain to ofcom or shout at old ladies for crossing the road slowly. They say it’s too hot when it’s sunny and it’s too cold when it snows. Drown them out and just always believe in what you think is best.

@TailendersPod @gregjames @jimmy9 @jbairstow21 Bairstow celebrates by head butting a nun…

🚨Emergency podcast required asap please @jimmy9. BRING @jbairstow21. Cheers! 🚨

@secretHT1 What a difference two weeks can make!

@TheTeacherGuy3 Happily so! What hitting after tea.

I’ll save you the next four days watching the cricket. New Zealand will score 500+ and win by an innings.

@Channel4 I think Simon Pegg is better suited to cricket batting zombies…

Be vigilant, be ready and, above all, remain calm… #TheUndeclaredWar coming soon to Channel 4 and All 4

@AmandaWilson910 “You’ve spotted the spelling mistake on the board, well done!”

Lies teachers tell....I'll start. "I've got one more thing to do and then I'm leaving." Six things later.....

@ateachersvision Oh and always thank people, it’s goes a long way!

@ateachersvision Make sure you have someone at school who you can to about anything. Sometimes you’ve just got to voice it! Also, work on your poker face!

What education magazine subscriptions do people sign up to?

Does anyone else try to press ‘skip intro’ as fast as possible when they’re watching Netflix?