KingHogIII

Getting called "unc" is the same as getting called "sensei"

Male periods? What about male genital discharges?? I can't get this damn to stop seeping rot!

Pull the tip of my dick back and a cube of semi-solid stinky grime and hair and debris sort of ejects out of it like a damn pez dispenser

Got drunk and my dog raped my face so fucking bad when I came to it I puked up my guts and the jizz all over my 1700 dollar Louis Vuitton blanket

My peptide dealer losing his mind bruh

Floorp tuah browse on that thang

@zackdfilms1 I don't care

How Many People To Reach The Top Of Burj Khalifa 🤔

@Viktor_Twittor I don't think they do at all but not recycling here as a swede is maybe our last capital offence

@TheThirdHog You might not be familiar with strict german recycling kultur btw how are the somalians in your area recycling?

Living in a multiplex and having to recycle waste by categories only to find car floor mats in the cartons container really makes a baltoid chud long for german rule again.

@Mr4days__ @lowtechchvd Mind your own business

If you piss with the lid down and you piss all over the seat, you should forcibly have your penis removed. I mean, straight to the front of the MtF penis butcher and have that lobbed off NOW.

@Yung_Hunnid Ooooh yeeaah

@TheThirdHog Insurance covered?

My doctor tells me to "drink a bunch of booze and pass out on the beach a hot summer day" all the time man but idk

@zackdfilms1 A reminder that acidents happen qiuckly and to cheeish each moment

Why Did His Girlfriend Crash The Car On Purpose 😱

There is a possibility Trump is being puppet mastered by the manager of KFC to ban me from every fast food shop in the world and send a rocket to my house.....? I will look for clues in his posts.

That’s my prez

@porcelainthron He hates me because of my "fucked up weird ass, what a moron! Believe me, TORTURE, EXECUTION" which just makes me sad

@TheThirdHog You’re between us and Greenland. Nothing personal big guy

This shit is all a smoke screen for Trump to bomb my ass AGAIN because of his personal grudges and what not.... It's becoming a problem that interfers with my personal life.

Finally, after 8.5 years, this massive new farmhouse yeast paper is out! We've analyzed no less than 1760 yeast samples, and discovered that there is more farmhouse yeast than all known modern beer yeast put together. New results about contamination, too. garshol.priv.no/blog/440.html

@porcelainthron Once every year as tradition at this point lol

@TheThirdHog Been so long since I played it

Playing Skyrim without fast travel makes you NEVER say this again

@porcelainthron Suck ass horse carriage. Ride carriage to one place, get item, go to carriage and go back, leave item, get follow up quest go ride carriage back again.

@TheThirdHog Are there even any other travel methods in Skyrim besides walking or fast travel?

@cogerianman Ok

@TheThirdHog That's cuz the world was designed for fast travel in mind, morrowind wasnt