Tyler

I’m pleased to announce I'll be an official guest at the Hot Wheels Legends Tour in El Segundo, CA at Mattel HQ with @jayceesquared, @RfrFilms and @ValkenVugen. We ask all AcceleRacers fans to come out and rep with us! #DriveToSurvive

🗣️🗣️🗣️ A FRIENDLY FUCKING REMINDER STOP SUPPORTING DIGITAL MEDIA!! EMBRACE PHYSICAL MEDIA IF THEY FORCE A MANDATORY ONLINE UPDATE TO EVEN PLAY THE GAME YOU BOUGHT. SPAM EMAIL THERE SUPPORT LINE SO THEY HERE OUR VOICE OF DISAGREEMENT FUCK THESE COMPANIES MAN!

@OrthoJayFrog Brother, it's perfect. 10/10.

Rate my setup (men only)

Men suffer in silence. Talk to your bros.

This man defended his girlfriend from a sexual assault in the UK, he got stabbed He was arrested for stopping the sexual assault He had to appear in court, the Somalian didn’t. He still lost the case Now he can’t get a job “Have a big problem with UK immigration and Europe immigration as a whole — I was stabbed by a Somalian immigrant for defending my girlfriend while he was trying to touch her. He hit me first and I defended myself. And by the time the whole situation had ended, I had realized I'd been stabbed. I was in hospital for two days afterwards and eventually once I was let out, they arrested me for defending myself. By the time I came back to Scotland, I had to go to court for it and he didn't. I was basically just fighting in court against no one. And I ended up losing, and this affected my chances of getting a job because it was put down as assault. “It's not okay to bring people from another country with different cultures who think it's okay to do these things into our country without documenting who they are or where they are, who they have connections to, what they want to do here. It's all just wrong” Foreigner crime rate in the UK: In just the last 5 years, Reform UK FOI analysis from 2020–2024, 5 years documented at least 208,000 serious offences. These included rape, robbery, violence, theft. All linked to foreign nationals

12-year-old me: “This guy cut off Anakin's hand, he’s evil!” 30-year-old me: “You know, there is great validity in what he says.” Also, it’s funny that Dooku literally told Obi-Wan everything here; the Jedi were just too arrogant to listen.

DEPORT THIS SOMALIAN FRAUDSTER

@Milajoy This makes me FURIOUS!! Save these poor dogs-they deserve to have a home & yard to play in!

Just hang him for fuck's sake. What are we doing?

Cleetus McFarland’s reaction to taking the lead was everything you hoped it’d be

When @MichaelKeaton announces the next Steeler 🙌 @IndianaFootball 📺: 2026 NFL Draft April 23-25 on NFLN/ESPN/ABC

Get a fucking job and stop ruining our hobbies

Twenty years ago, this would have been a multimillion dollar cross promotional advertisement or something airing during the Super Bowl, worked on for months by extremely talented VFX artists.

@pubity Its funny Edward Snowden thought his exposure would force the public to take a stance on privacy. Nope. We just willingly signed up to give up our privacy away.

Drafted him 251 days later

That dog went for the open couch space!!! 🤣😂 #NFLDraft

when you’ve lost interest in everything

Fred Tatasciore’s imitation of the Kevin Flynn “yEaH?” is perfect.

I was only two rounds off...