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Uncle Gary

@TheUncleGary

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Katılım Şubat 2015
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Jo (like your mama)
Jo (like your mama)@AtlasMoonGaming·
Give me your most specific and insane migraine cures. Like nothing helped till I did…
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Uncle Gary@TheUncleGary·
@R1_021 What console generation is this? 🤔
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R1@R1_021·
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Uncle Gary@TheUncleGary·
@kurtmetzger will you please make a Christmas themed song about “good ol’ Saint Nick” (Nick Fuentes)?
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Oney Plays
Oney Plays@OneyPlays·
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Arin Hanson@egoraptor·
10 years ago if I needed to find an individual who provided a specific or niche service, I could just Google it and find someone's dopey little personal website and I'd give them a call. Now for every niche service there's 5 different aggregate websites with accompanying app I have to sign up for and log-in to and verify my e-mail with and receive a text code and fill out a 10 minute form about what I'm looking for specifically and I have to use their cursed little in-app chat to contact anyone and the demonic website/app ends up taking 25% commission every time I book someone and all the top matches are not individuals anyway but organizations where THEY have their own fucking system for soullessly matching me with one of their employees and they'll endlessly text me trying to convince me that they're the perfect fit for me if I'm looking for a DIFFERENT service I didn't ask for in the fucking 10 minute form THEY asked me to fill out! And all I get out of this whole tired ordeal is more spam in my inbox. Even if I find names of people I want to contact on these sinful websites and then I Google them to reach out personally I end up finding nothing but their 17 OTHER listings on competing aggregate apps and/or their linkedin which I have to fucking personally deliver a vial of my DNA to some OTHER data company in order to verify my identity to and I'm just... so over all this. I used to keep track of all of my log-ins and services I gave my personal data to and I simply cannot anymore. It's a deluge, a blight! I feel so stripped bare of my humanity and anytime I forget where I put my wallet when I'm leaving the house I think about how many hard drives in the world contain the supposedly private information I have so innocently and absentmindedly misplaced. My body, my mind, and my spirit were not built for this! The days where technology was a tool with which to create for and connect to other humans are slipping away from me! For every phone call that is answered by a machine and every simple tool or device or appliance that I have to "register" to my phone app I lose precious, beautiful seconds of my one and only fleeting life! For every pin number, code, and login I must retain in my mind, a wisp of my soul is displaced to make room! Humanity is so wonderful, so rich and so pure, it is no wonder that these things which lack it so desperately and aggressively try to steal it!
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LILY@lilybrodi·
gm say it back and il tell you which pokémon you are
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Alexander's Cartographer
Alexander's Cartographer@cartographer_s·
Campfire in the Redwoods - Edwin Deakin, 1876
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World and Science
World and Science@WorldAndScience·
Captivating: the luminous star cluster NGC 6520 paired with the peculiarly shaped dark cloud Barnard 86 (Credit: ESO)
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Halloween decoration startles an opossum at the candy bowl
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birv
birv@murderbirv·
she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
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Retro Anime
Retro Anime@retro_anime·
This is the final shot of the 200 episode sailor moon anime
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McDojoLife
McDojoLife@McDojoLife·
Best martial arts demonstration ever?
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