The Waffle

@mjplynch @CamHeyward I’ve finally felt up to scrolling a little. And cam slander is one of the first things I see. The fuck has been going on in my absence? lol

@TheWaffle85 @CamHeyward This app been sorely missing someone to put the worst yinzers in their place.

Funny how you get hurt and kill yourself just to get back to play and not be 100 percent. Now they want you to retire cuz I was hurt all year🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ Atleast I know where y’all stand. Yall quick to forget when I am healthy…. But I look forward to reminding yall

@plenkeit2 @stoolpresidente In fairness, don’t shit talk a deal you don’t know the details of.

@stoolpresidente In fairness, I don’t think anyone really knew that the “non-compete” with Penn literally only lasted until the end of this one football season

Remember when everybody read this guys thread and it went viral? Whoops....

Mahomes is gonna go down as the 🐐

Kyle Shanahan is a loser.

We’re still live! Double OT or bust!

Purdy looks like shit and McCaffrey only has 10 carries. lol

Man, this is such a weird year. This time last year or any year prior, there was not one mention of some stat called “Pass Rush Win Pct” or “Double Team Pct” being the determining factors in who gets a DPOY award in the face of being behind in every other tangible defensive stat. Now that’s all I hear. It’s hilarious actually. We should give the MVP to the QB with the best “On Target Pct” Or OPOY to the WR with the biggest “Catch Radius Pct” or some mess like that.

@TweetusChrist83 @PeteGia18 @NFLNotify I’m not going to fuck you dude. I get you think we’re hot, but we’re not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

This video allegedly is Zay Flowers girlfriend punching another fan. Investigation is ongoing to determine if Zay Flowers will be charged with domestic assault or if he was defending himself against her.

@Rossi_b @JJWatt Sacks don’t count as TFL lmfao.

Everybody is asking for my opinion on DPOY. I get it. The problem is I have no interest in tearing down MG. Myles is a phenomenal player, I’m a big fan and he’s had an incredible career so far. I can acknowledge that while also wondering what more TJ could have possibly done.

"There are analytics that are great and awesome for football.. There are also a lot of analytics that are absolute bullshit" ~ @ZEUS__57 #PMSLiVe

@PeteyParlays @IssacIncognito @TylerL349 @RobMaaddi Obviously it’s both. I don’t waste my time with stupid people. I’m done here, boy.

AP Coach of the Year Stefanski wins with more 1st place votes Kevin Stefanski 21-18-6 = 165 DeMeco Ryans 20-21-2 = 165 Dan Campbell 3-3-9 = 33 Kyle Shanahan 3-3-2 = 26 John Harbaugh 2-2-10 = 26 Sean McVay 1-2-10 = 21 Mike Tomlin 0-1-2 = 5 Shane Steichen 0-0-4 = 4 Matt LaFleur 0-0-2 = 2 Todd Bowles 0-0-1 = 1 Mike McDaniel 0-0-1 = 1 Sean McDermott 0-0-1 = 1

@cntained @RapSheet The offseason*

@RapSheet tight? it was decided myles was winning that from week 2

A tight vote

@PeteyParlays @IssacIncognito @TylerL349 @RobMaaddi What meaningful game have you seen the Browns win? A wildcard game? Lmfao

@IssacIncognito @TylerL349 @RobMaaddi Yes there is a grand conspiracy to give the Browns organization all the awards to keep browns fans happy 🤣 Jesus Christ dude go touch grass. Get over it. Y'all took more Ls. Your team sucks and is getting worse. Ben's not coming back. Get used to the AFC North basement 🤣🤣🤣

@wilkersonadylan @AdamSchefter Nah. He’s an overrated piece of shit.

Browns DE Myles Garrett wins the 2023 Defensive Player of the Year.