The Weekdae🇿🇦

Guess who passed his board exam yall😁😁🥳🥳

@IQONIQmuhammed @ShishirShelke1 😭😭😭😭the deception.

@TheWeekdaeZA @ShishirShelke1 It's rigged with a 200 thousand dollars lens

An entire soccer match was broadcast using iPhone 17 Pro Max 🫪 The LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo game became the first major professional live sporting event shot entirely on iPhones. The production used around 15 iPhone 17 Pro Max positioned throughout the stadium, paired with professional broadcast gear, Apple Log 2, Blackmagic Camera app and iPad-based monitoring tools.

@Utdtruthful The only shock here is Maguire really. Mbeumo and Sesko’s countries did not qualify.

🚨 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Ten first-team Manchester United players not going to the World Cup. ✅

@justwellington True but I’ll still attend the next ones.This one is a definite skip. I’ll videocall umama while she’s breastfeeding ke letsa vuvuzela.

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

Thabo Mbeki must never try to address an ordinary crowd. Bazomshaya I’m being honest. 🤞🏽🤞🏽

@Mmalenyalo_ @mmmmm19Keketso As they should. Wa nyela daai man.

This World Cup flopping couldn’t have happened to a better country 🥹🥹🥹🥹🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@MaDhlomo_ Whipi!😹

Hi Kamo, I’m a Full Stack Software Engineer Team Lead at my job. In case you don’t know what this means, I’m a little boss. 😘 Are you happy?

@DALiii_Danger Hear me out: a tangy orange/naartjie BBQ sauce on those ribs.

I love winter but this season has the worst fruits 😭 now we’re forced to eat Naartjie wire wire? Aowa

@itsBigSexy_ @Bhut_VunO Comrade, you’re out of line😹😹😹

Too late trying to hide the rolls now, the wors is already out.

@Khutchthefarmer @delayedhobo Manyala 😩

I know someone who had sex with someone’s bride a day before her wedding 😭🤚🏾

@kaggiso One last bofebe run before commitment

this girl is wishing her partner happy anniversary, but last year august her & i were busy. 😂😂😭😭

@Shtreetwear @AA_Zulu Ahhhh they’re cooking

I think there’s money to be made with writing promos for wwe superstars. Gone are the days where It would come naturally to them . @WWE

@kay_mahapa It’s their job. They get paid a lot of money to do what they love.

The calendar for Sundowns next season looks like a nightmare. 3 international competitions + domestic season. You have to feel for the likes of Ronza, Mudau and Tebza. This has been their life for years and it only gets worse with each season. AFCON 2027 too.

@Siya_homiey @Lloydnedohe_ Ja no, 😹😹😹 we’ll never hear the end of it.

Pretoria dialling code 😭012

@ThabisoMishack @_izodlalaiTv Bring in a strong coach and let him bring his own players. Open the wallet and spend a bit. You need to invest heavily for 1 season and build from there. 1st season- a cup or final and 2nd season- league plus a cup.

As the new CEO of Kaizer Chiefs, you just witnessed your rivals Orlando Pirates lift 3 trophies in a season, but also got to witness Sundowns sow a second star on their shirt. What will be your key priorities for the upcoming season?

@Dzungie007 They’ll still be here during that civil war😹😹😹

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@143ryza Just saw a vivo with a gti sticker

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@GeorgeRussell63 It’s ayt G. Don’t sweat it.

Apologies to the marshals & FIA for making their job harder than it needed to be. Lots of emotions in the moment.