The Weekdae🇿🇦

Guess who passed his board exam yall😁😁🥳🥳

@Chriseldalewis @Phophoski__ This guy needs to start singing before they kill him.

BREAKING #WitnessD Lawyer representing Matipandile Sotheni, Marius Van Der Merwe "Witness D" alleged shooter say they are baffled by Soteni telling the court on March 25 that he 'did not give instructions, I'm being decided upon, this guy I'm seeing today for the first time' in reference to the lawyer who was in court. Attorney, Eric Bryer who Sotheni was referring to has produced documentation indicating they consulted with Sotheni on March 18 at Kgosi Mampuru Correctional Services where Power of Attorney and a mandate agreement was signed. SABC News understands, though, that Correctional Services won't hand over the visitors' book  to media due to the POPIA Act.

@Chriseldalewis @Amo_Hlahatsi We want to see the visitors book to confirm this, the lawyer could have faked those signatures 🤷🏼‍♂️

@lewis_borges @allaboutfpl It’s actually John Terry 😭.

@allaboutfpl After Salah, who is the next highest points scorer who is still active in FPL?

Mo Salah will finish 3rd on the all time FPL points list🐐

@lewis_borges @allaboutfpl Harry Kane?

@allaboutfpl I’m afraid no one is reaching Rooney. It was a monumental effort by Salah. Before this I thought he’s the best FPL player ever. I didn’t know it’s stretches as far back as this .

@iH8Meccavellii Rick Ross has been saying he’s the boss and no one has ever disputed that😹

We gone disrespect Aston Martin Music, on this land???? 😭😂

Made it sound like he had a choice.🤷🏾

@WonderMahlobo These are the people who mock you for wearing a seatbelt. Forever hating.

Pitso Mosimane was a cow in his playing days , Pep Guadiola was an average player ,Jose Mourinho was a cow. Let Majoro coach these strikers and feed his family. He has the experience.

@brianjomez They think all the hot women are in Hatfield and rosebank . Out of touch with reality.

Most Kasi men are with women like that coz Kasi women are generally hot. I don't understand the phrasing as if he won iJack pot. Y'all are too online.

@Tumi213 It’s that damn blue tick.

Sigh

@Almighty_Mpoza @manlikemk_ Me too. 2,5 is a lot but I met someone who only buys from Woolies and checkers. They eat salmon at least once a week and they buy those premium cut steaks. That is when I saw how that R2,5k is not enough.

@manlikemk_ Thats so ridiculous, i stay alone and can never buy groceries worth 2,5k all at once because food gets spoiled so i do weekly groceries

grocery ye R2.5K every month but you live alone? What are you okes eating??

Nx

@a_mtyebisa Simple.

eja marago o tlogele i love you

@BestMomentsCa @topskillsportuk Luckily for Don Carlo, he’s not scared of any one of them. There’s no need for Neymar to be honest. They have a great squad

@topskillsportuk lol 😂 I can’t lie Vini is just putting Ancelotti under pressure with this statement because he’s indirectly tell him that all the players want Neymar to be there

🚨💣 Vinicius Jr. has responded to media questions about Neymar’s possible presence or absence in Brazil’s World Cup squad: 🥶🇧🇷 “In recent seasons, I’ve been one of the best, Raphinha too. Casemiro, we don’t even need to mention. There are so many experienced players. The pressure on Ney is normal. I’m biased when talking about it — Ney is one of my idols. He’s doing everything to be 100% and return to the national team. Now the decision is up to the coach, but we, the players, always want to play with the best.” —@CBF_Futebol

@InnocentNkuna11 @senkosi_xo Why is everybody around him acting normal?

POV: your snake told you to blow R500k before midnight 😭

@Rushe_C I also just think the venue has a lot to do with the pricing. Sunbet arena is expensive.

The people complaining about the price of Dave's tickets... Were you guys thinking it would be R300?

@Rushe_C Only the die hard fans will attend. As a casual fan, I’ll take a rain check. It’s too pricey.

Facts💯

@bk_putco @GraciDynasty 😹😹😹😹😹hades daddy cool.

Did this with my son and he got flu and we agreed he shouldn’t tell his mom. Didn’t that nigga sing when the mom arrived😭😭

@MuloiwaThendo A place like that would never cost 1500.

The only place you are going is going to cry for your money.