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@Skyler_M_SB @cirnosad Could be, who knows

@TheWizardXoo @cirnosad It was most likely a freudian slip.

TRUMP LETS IT SLIP: He accidentally admitted he's been using nuclear weapons against Iran!!

@_InfoGram_ moving to spain wasnt an option before but this man is making me re think here

🚨 BREAKING: Bro COOKED Israel 🇮🇱 🔥 🇪🇸 PM Pedro Sánchez 🔥🔥: - 🇪🇸Spain will officially RECOGNIZE the State of Palestine, with East Jerusalem as its capital bringing a major DIPLOMATIC shift. 🔥 First Standing with 🇪🇸 Iran now 🇵🇸Palestine. Bro is literally MADE OF GOLD🔥

@mustafaaleem LET HIM COOK

Done and Dusted 🔥🔥

@uxcrusader @dom_lucre The nose doesnt lie chico

@dom_lucre Because congress needs a rabid antisemite? I’ll stick with Randy.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Dan Bilzerian just announced that he is going to run againtn Congressman Randy Fine. “I’m going to run against fat fuck RepFine for Congress.”

Pakistani Defense Minister: ​"It seems that the goal of the war against Iran has shifted to 'opening' the Strait of Hormuz—which was already open before the war began."

@Megatron_ron It doesnt matter because Irans navy is obliterated, the airforce evaporated, missiles stockpiles turned into fairy dust, you name it.

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 The New York Times has confirmed that most of the 13 US bases in the Middle East have been destroyed and empty. Many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage, according to the NYT.

The Great Reset “What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and reality - about six months - now it’s about two months” Australian Senator recognises the familiar patterns emerging born out of the Middle East conflict, and how they are similar to Covid.

@Suggrnaut 8uRR3wuidqf2FR3qqxUjgiExnuLCUYb7yRJ6xWd2pump is it this one?

It’s great seeing all this Corgi news lately. Dev’d the original to 2.2m ath back in October and I got knowyourmeme to change the history/lore. Fun times *don’t buy it’s been hijacked for months

@DavidM_Friedman Ehm, did you see gaza recently?

This is what Iran is dropping on civilian neighborhoods in Israel. There’s no army base here, no soldiers hiding behind civilians, just regular people with older parents and young children. Never try to draw an equivalence between this and how the IDF engages in battle.

@cirnosad Am I the only one feeling like im surrounded by blind and deaf people? Like I can see a big ass crisis coming towards us but the people around me, make me question my sanity lol Especially if one is observing and following along

BREAKING: The CENTCOM terrorist organisation just attacked the Kirkuk power station with a Lucas one way drone.

@binnahar85 congrats for seeing the obvious, shame on the arabs and how they have sold their souls for worldy benefits, we could have been such a great nation but our leadership sold out.

Today, Trump postponed striking Iran’s energy infrastructure out of fear of fluctuations in U.S market prices. Yet for over twenty days, he has watched Gulf societies come under Iranian missile strikes, as Gulf economies incur tens of billions of dollars in damages - without this prompting any change in his decisions. When the Qatari Minister of Energy warned his American counterpart that striking Iran’s gas fields would inevitably trigger retaliatory strikes against gas fields in the Gulf, he was disregarded. They attacked Iran anyway, leaving the Gulf states to face their fate alone against Iranian missiles. Striking Iran’s gas fields did not create any strategic advantage, but rather inflicted massive losses upon the Gulf’s energy sector, which ultimately benefits American gas companies. Trump only speaks about the Strait of Hormuz or the price of oil. In his eyes, the Gulf societies are barely worth a single barrel of crude.

@Mardroid what news are you referring to?

If the news I'm reading is true then Trump and Israel have truly fucked up

BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

This Sunday I’m at my desk, video editor on one screen, photo editor on another, scrolling through X trending topics while simultaneously filing an application for a mailbox to start sending out $Buttcoin stickers. Get you a dev who bagworks as hard as their community does.

Iran has a right to exist. Also, they warned they would strike which I have been reliably informed makes them the most moral army in the world. Lastly, the children harmed were used as human shields. Did I miss anything?

In honor of @MBeallX coming on FOMO Spiens, I picked up a bag of @ButtCoin 🍑. Like Matt said in our chat, it does make me smile. I'll be posting the exclusive video of our conversation soon to the $FOMO community on @X. The rest of the world will have to wait to see it until next week. Don’t miss out! You can join now and see our pod.