Phil Mott

"If they had followed my advice and raked regularly the Notre Dame cathedral would not have burned". @therealdonaldtrump 's other firefighting advice yesterday.

@RGoyder Here's to wishing for another exciting AFL season in 2019. Richard, I need a current email. Please send. Happy holidays to all AFL fans.

I would love to. It looks like fun. I need to study up on strategy and players, etc. first. I hope that the AFL will follow the lead of soccer and do some exhibitions here in the states to expand the marketing for the league. Seems a natural since ESPN airs games. twitter.com/RGoyder/status…

@RGoyder Saw my first AFL game on ESPN last night. Nice to see some footy here in the states. You are still going to have to explain the rules to Americans and how there isn't a quarterback. PS: I lost your email.

Apparently Quito is Spanish for "you can't breathe".

The airport food court has a Carls Jr, Cinnabon, Dominos and. margaritaville. Where was I? Why Panama City of course.

Two stars right out of the box is impressive. Congrats to Chef Duffy, Michael Muser and staff @grace_chicago

Congratulations to Restaurant Sixteen for their two Michelin stars!!! Good job Chef Lent, Dan Pilkey and staff. @TrumpChicago

A well deserved Michelin star for North Pond!! Congratulations Chef Bruce Sherman. @northpondbruce

Michelin stars have been awarded for Chicago. One or two surprises but a good day for Chicago restaurants. More stars than last year.

I have come to the realization that most Tweeting is just haiku for idiots. #noteveryoneisapoet

Advice to the young. Someday you will learn to love gravy. This will be an important day in your life. #comingofage

Do the people of Buffalo realize that is actually a bison on the side of the helmet? #GoBills

What if we find out that the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? #reconsideringmypriorities

@TheWordofPhil Words to live by...Drink less, drink better. #youareallgrownupnow

I had a BBQ today and wanted to share a few thoughts on Twitter but got confused between tweeting and twerking. #awkward