The Buttsy

Ok tiger this and that. He looked fine.. does he still show at the masters and can we bet on that?

Tried to watch YouTube golf last night…. Instantly turned on old masters highlights.. ahh, that’s better.

Eye of the Tiger came on right when I set my club sandwich down because I was full. I finished it. Powerful song.

Can’t be mad at Brooks for winning the bet….

If you want to hit further tee shots listen to “knuck if you buck”.

Pissed that I’ve already liked every Phil Mickelson video ever

God I wish I could just hit range balls off some nice grass (not a stall with beat down astroturf) at night under the lights without loud music and a bunch of broccoli headed chads dressed like a skateboard commercial shanking nugs at me. Oh, and make it 9 bucks too:)

Shoutout PGA Superstore for successfully recreating the experience of dropping a deuce in the pro shop bathroom before your round.

The driving range is the best place to go besides the gym to enter into an unspoken contest with every other dude there.

Do ya’ll look fatter in a polo too?

We are living through golf’s grunge era.

Caddyshack or Tin Cup?

You ever just leave your golf shoes at the course cuz they smell so bad?

Pride is a valid currency to gamble with on the golf course.

The canuk fight video of the dude getting tossed in the lake and then being hit in the face by the dude narrating his own punches with the word “bang” is about to become golf’s version of hawk tuah.

@stoolpresidente @BigCedarLodge @dunkindonuts @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports @GolfBigCedar I wouldn’t invite me either. Yall trash

The field is set. The 1st ever Internet Invitational taking place at @BigCedarLodge. A 1 Million dollar plus prize pool. Presented by @dunkindonuts @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports

The corporate world is a cakewalk compared to walking back to the tee box in a pro event after quacking two OB and not finding them only to see a nice big group of players piled up on the tee waiting for you to tee up another one and play your 5th shot.

Imagine making a 65 footer to win the US OPEN. my god JJ. You are him!

Rory is a vagpile

Men’s mental health hack: Beers with the boys on a golf course with yacht rock playing lightly.