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Recent droughts in Europe once again made visible the "Hunger Stones" in some Czech and German rivers. These stones were used to mark desperately low river levels that would forecast famines. This one, in Elbe river, is from 1616 and says: "If you see me, cry" #archaeohistories

@marcuschown Thanet Earth. Makes it look like the sun is rising from the north!!

My cousin saw this glow above his village - Acol in Kent - at 10.15pm last night. I’m guessing it’s reflection of a local source of sodium lighting - maybe the A299? - from low cloud hanging over the village. Anyone got a better idea?

@DriiftLive @glastonbury Invalid

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@DriiftLive @glastonbury Have been trying for 50 minutes. Will the refunds be easier to come by than the live steam?

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@Flakes1979 @YPLAC

@DreyfussGwynn Hang in there fella, it will improve.

Today, for the first time in years my insides feel black and I don’t feel like there is a future for me.

@EU_AndrewPB @IanDunt Only useful if you know what the score means though!

@IanDunt Completely agree about the oximeter. In combination with other measures - see the NEWS scoring system - it takes the subjectivity out of when to contact 111, emergency services etc. I relied upon it heavily.

Bit of covid advice. If you think you might have covid, or have tested positive, the first thing to get is an oximeter. They're about £20 and easily available online.

@IanDunt This is not good advice. If medicine was as easy as attach a machine and get a diagnosis, we would all be doctors. The ambulance service is getting lots of calls due to misinterpreted pulse ox readings. Best advice is look out for red flags. Short of breath/chest pain/confusion.

Claps don't pay the bills - give all NHS workers a 15% pay rise #NHSPay15 - Sign the Petition! chng.it/TmqYzkzV via @UKChange

I just signed the petition calling for an end to public money being used to subsidise MP's food. Add your name here: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop… via @38_degrees

This is terrific commentary. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

It’s incredibly depressing that I feel the need to post this again. #SaveOurNHS #ToryCorruption #ToryCunts Full version here: youtu.be/gqh0vfPy1ro

@timballantine @MarkFrancois12 Definitely getting the patriot of the day award for that one.

Point out that @MarkFrancois12 is one of the least funny accounts out there and that his fans are condescending thickos who're so convinced they're smart and they... spend the day not being funny and being condescending thickos. The irony is the closest to funny they'll ever be

The great and lovely Boothby Graffoe.

Oh dear. A hospital in Somerset has just announced it’s not taking any new patients because it has so many COVID-19 cases. Not the headlines you want as we start to ease lockdown...

@JerryBuzzKill @capybara_the @HungryChrisW @mrjamesob Winning at politics doesn’t mean it’s right. Famous winners...Hitler, Stalin.....name your own.

@capybara_the @HungryChrisW @mrjamesob Roger that

Remember when Brexit was going to improve our lives? Feels like a lifetime ago. They stopped even pretending about half way through last year. And then we put them in charge of everything.

@JonathanPieNews Who the fuck has headed note paper! Prick.

Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - off.

@KateWilton1 @nickeardleybbc @HuwpHuw Because the Daily Fail has been saying we should for weeks.

@nickeardleybbc @HuwpHuw Then why the hell are we easing lockdown?

ONS chief statistician says R has probably gone up from last estimates because of epidemic in care homes

Brilliant.