The Metto

I'm tryna be the best version of myself no corny shit.

We got to our prime years and then have to suffer from Covid, three different wars and a Trump-Ruto presidency I hate it here

In the Next 5 years, Arbitration will solely remains for Government Deals & Contracts only! No serious persons would want to have a Clause as such. ✅️✅️

@keter_erastus @Karoseflower @gatwiriiiii Unataka location tukuje tukunyime live😂😂

@Karoseflower @gatwiriiiii and @The_Metto ni nyi mnaongeleshwa, sitahide ID zenu😂

Turns out I have hyperacidity.

—Mahmoud Darwish·

A leaked video shows Mca Ringo of Lucky Summer Ward, Ruaraka Nairobi instructing goons to slaughter people during events and rallies. "Mtu muoga mimi sitaki, Kuna kazi ya kuchinjana na kudungana kisu!!" @DCI_Kenya tuko same inchi?

Literally all I need in life is a large vibrant friend group full of extroverted nerds, a beautiful smart funny gregarious girlfriend, and a high paying job that is both intellectually rewarding and socially impactful. That can’t be too hard right?

She won I haven’t dated in 3 years

some of yall ain’t never died before and it shows

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Malaya would be such a cool girl's name kama haingekua inamaanisha malaya

your lack of knowledge on niche references turns me off

I have a feeling that a revolution will happen soon in Kenya due to corruption. The vice is too entrenched and must be stopped.

Zakayo amechukua 40 anadai kurudisha 10. Reject.

"Explaining that I graduated, also passed law school, but not really, that I'm doing pupillage, and it's like internship, but not really, that I'm a lawyer, but can't really adress court, that I have to get admitted" just for someone to ask if they can commit a crime everytime

@anxietea_sips Bruh 🤦🏿 every two sentences they're thanking the president 😂

@The_Metto He probably threatens to beat them up if they don't because this is madness atp

Is the president instructing all of his staff to praise him after every two sentences???

The path is chosen, not assigned.

Still I rise bitch ass nigga