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@FalconryFinance If you get attacked by a bear, it will EAT YOUR GROIN!!!

@WallStreetApes @JohnJspg71 This will be EXCELLENT for fuel prices!

Happening Now: Explosion reported at Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas This is one of the largest refineries on the Gulf Coast, with roughly 335,000 barrels per day capacity Residents reported the boom rattling windows. They are told to take shelter

@DrClownPhD She does! ❤️

This looks delicious!

@49thOption @JebraFaushay Little Titties, called Jack and Diane.

@JebraFaushay They have names, you know...

Here’s Golden Girl, John Mellencamp working out sans blouse with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Grandpa, put them saggy titties away.

@ryangerritsen Unhappy Gilmore, at it again.

Imagine hating your own skin color as much as Rachel does. Interviews like this truly expose how unqualified she is to be discussing any topic. Watching her trying to act smart is hilarious.

Most men can contribute to a child's DNA, but only a few choose to contribute to their future. Stepping up isn’t just a responsibility; it’s a character test. We need to normalize "do better" energy and prioritize the kids who didn't ask to be here. ​Which one are you: a contributor or a father? ⬇️

@FightPicksPro @mmaonpoint Good excuse.

@mmaonpoint His opponent was grabbing the fence repeatedly and the ref wasn’t doing anything that’s why he bit him

Throwback to Igor Severino getting DQ'ed for biting 😬 Igor's nickname "The Hannibal"

@klara_sjo Reading is literally HITLER!

Saying people should read is a controversial topic over on Bluesky.

@DrClownPhD Kedrik is into a LOT of weird shit.

Fvck no we don't 😂

@MarindaVannoy1 Stock Market looks that way these days.

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like the world is ending?

What a great idea! 🔥

Did you know Elijah Wood was in Back to the Future 2? Because Sarah Michelle Gellar certainly didn't!

@TheCriticalDri1 Okay. Let's say this is all fine -- 145kg is the max she can do with that? Just looked up overall record for women's benchpress - 317.5kg And the women's Paralympic record is 167kg - here it is:

🚨 GERMANY JUST WENT RED-PILLED! The right-wing AfD Party surged MASSIVELY in state elections with a staggering +11 POINT GAIN! Germans are DONE with open borders, skyrocketing crime, no-go zones, and politicians who put migrants first. MGGA!

@MrAndyNgo Maybe roof-top Koreans will greet him upon his release.

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com

@DonutOperator @Gunblaze1969 HEY you can't park there!

@Gunblaze1969 Are they ok?

Hey everybody, check out my ride.

@whoistoneo @BradleyMartyn @dontping_me NOT her boobies. 🙃

@BradleyMartyn @dontping_me Brad can cross reference those jugs, what a legend

How to convince your bf to workout during sundays?🫰🏻

@eeWeeWllamsA @JebraFaushay @grok It was apparently someone who looked exactly like this:

@JebraFaushay @Grok Where is the proof Will Smith is gay? Who stated this alleged remark?

BREAKING! Will Smith is GAY! Allegedly. (Celebritea.blinds)

If this were the way the real Barney talked, nobody would have hated him.