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@TheBarmyArmy Coach someone who already "knows everything"...

What is the HARDEST thing to do in cricket? 🤔

@TrafficSA Government needs to cut fuel taxes to soften the blow of these increases. Prices go up, cost of transporting goods goes up, less disposable income for already thinly stretched families and businesses...

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@jaredwright17 Richard Bands Adriaan Strauss CJ van Der Linde Mark Andrews Danie Russouw Rassie Erasmus Heinrich Brussow Willem Alberts Ricky Januarie Butch James Makazole Mapimpi Dick Muir Jan Serfontein Jp Pietersen Andre Joubert

This is a tasty take. What's your 3rd best all-time Bok XV?

@scrumming_ten d'Artagnion?

During the 2023 Rugby World Cup, French rugby was shadowed by a controversy surrounding the selection of lock Bastien Chalureau. The inclusion of a player with a previous conviction for racially motivated violence caused significant debate

Meta are really taking the piss. They spam you to death with adverts on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram but will ban your WhatsApp business number for sending out a few specials to customers... ducking cents...

Whatsapp is really messing with my business communication... Banned with no explanation? Review declined with no explanation?

@WayneH__ I think the aero and chassis is good, gearbox and engine, needs a lot of work, but they're things that engineers can resolve... its the sort of thing that, if fixed properly, can take them from last to fifth fastest in just a few races...

@The_Quirk Yeah let’s see how quickly they can sort that out. They seem to be quite far behind on development

This pretty much tells the story but there’s still a lot of time to be found by the other teams.

@oldladypanties It's fine, as long as you do some devilling with chilli mayo and seasoning...

“The best snack for fat loss is a boiled egg” Oh fuck off

@MotoringZulu @NickyNesh_ I used to think my C32 AMG was fast, until I got overtaken by a luminous green Huracan on the highway and it fokked off into another time zone before I could even kick down to try keep up... Just enjoy your car...

@NickyNesh_ Exactly, on its own it's a very good car even the V6. Cars like the Mustang, 86 and 370Z are for fun not competing, comparison is the thief of all joy.

Ford Mustang is fast alone Once you start putting it up against other cars 🕊️

@rcbregman I can confirm that I am considering going to the gym today too... Doesn't mean I'll actually go...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@TaxTim Okay, but what about small businesses under that threshold that are already registered?

💼 VAT threshold VAT registration is now compulsory from R2.3 million turnover. 👉 Small businesses can grow bigger before dealing with VAT admin.

@Mofoman360 I don't know him, but I think I'd probably agree with James May. Sometimes yes, sometimes no... Depending on the situation... "it's an ingenious solution to a problem that never should have existed in the first place..."

Do you like Jeremy Clarkson Yes or No?

@oldladypanties It's a bit of a daft question really. Health, relationships, finance, injury and legal issues with drunk driving. Also, night sports clubs aren't what they were, so less reason to go out. It's also not "cool" anymore, nobody likes you better when you're drunk...

Thank fuck. People drink too much

@watsenaam Nope... He's never going to see that again...

He's not getting that medal back.

@CapeTown_Bru Havalovely Day... Well, they were but not anymore...

Taxi tried to sneak a shortcut, straight into her HAVAL. She was having non of it. 🎥WAAR Brandit INNI KAAP

@DJFreshSA I think it depends on cash flow really... If money is tight and there's an engine light or funny noise, turn the music up to 11 and hope it's not serious... But, jokes aside, don't ignore the light or noise, especially if it's German... It can get VERY expensive...

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@BhushanManmath What if Berhardien or Duminy held onto that catch to dismiss Grant Elliot in the 2015 world cup? South Africa have a lot of these...

What’s the biggest ‘what if’ in cricket history?

@cpt_depression_ @RoryPetzer

@RoryPetzer I’m calling the police

This is kid is gonna go sofa.

@wearetherace It'd be really funny if they change the measurement criteria and one or several other manufacturers fail... And Mercedes pass.... Because you know the others have some tricky engineering going on too...

The brand new twist in F1’s engine loophole saga isn’t what it seems..