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America be brother. Take her back! Or we will send you rain for a year. Fairs fair

@AwakenedOutlaw Deal! We'll take the rain ☔

I'm sorry to inform you but due to legitimate concerns for the mental well-being of America, we will have to decline the offer. Rain it is!

@LeaderJohnThune Pass the Save America Act You worthless fuck!

We need to get the FISA Section 702 program reauthorized quickly so that the intelligence community has the tools they need to keep Americans safe during a summer of high-profile celebrations.

@w_terrence Bye!

Left America: This woman says she’s moved with her family from Kentucky to the Netherlands and will help others escape America. “People have now reached out to me from all over the country asking for help on how to leave.”

@GavinNewsom Good you fucking deserve it scumbag!

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one. He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President. He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history. We have nothing to hide.  Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere.  The country is watching.

@DefiantLs 🤣🤣🤣 Fucking Idiot

Hasan Piker: “The number one argument against me is I must be denaturalized and deported because I’m not a real American citizen Everyone is a fake American citizen at the end of the day. Unless you’re literally indigenous…”

@mrswebbie @led40161 @OldManLefty1 At 9 months? I'm sorry I don't believe that, unless obese.

@The_Trooper68 @led40161 @OldManLefty1 I was a pregnant woman. I,much to my dismay,didn’t look pregnant ever. One of my incredibly petite friends just looked like she was a bit bloated from lunch. It’s not very common but it does happen often enough.

All right Michelle Obama, enough of the "we go high" shit. It's time to sue Trump, Dana White, Joe Rogan and the UFC into bankruptcy. For the intentional and malicious defamation of your person, that was streamed to millions of people..

@mrswebbie @led40161 @OldManLefty1 Then she wasn't, have you ever seen a pregnant woman?

@led40161 @OldManLefty1 @The_Trooper68 What if she just didn’t look pregnant?🤷‍♀️

@OldManLefty1 It would have the name " Michael Robinson " on it 🤣

@The_Trooper68 Or she could just bring her birth certificate, or the birth certificate of the two children she birthed..

@OldManLefty1 @BrianRo88242805 So, you agree? 🤣🤣🤣

@BrianRo88242805 Why does Trump drool over guys with big penises?

@mtgreenee As a former supporter, let me say this. You are IRRELEVANT! 🖕

I won’t stop living. I won’t stop speaking. And I won’t stop fighting. Life With MTG is coming soon. The future belongs to the next generation and I’m ready to keep fighting for it. 🇺🇸 What do you want to see in the series? 👇

@JeffBarnes70685 @CoryBooker 🖕

@CoryBooker I wouldn't say it's corruption as much as it is just extremely distasteful and a bit ghoulish with some demonic thrown in.

This UFC spectacle at the White House, dripping with corporate sponsors and pay-to-play billions is crass corruption. While families struggle to afford groceries, rent, and healthcare, we’re watching Trump play Gatsby on the People’s lawn. This grift must end. We deserve better.

@CoryBooker 🖕 You Dumbocrats HATE everything America! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

@NanLee1124 @AAGDhillon Thank you! For all you do for America!

Excellent! The DOJ has expanded its race-based admissions probe to 30 medical schools says @AAGDhillon… “They’re disproportionately admitting certain minorities at the expense of students who are white or Asian who have higher scores.”

@LeaderJohnThune Pass the Save America Act! You fucking RINO!

This is an absolutely irresponsible position for the Democrats to take, one that puts the American people at risk. FISA Section 702 is a crucial national security tool and cannot lapse.

@AnnCoulter You sad, sad bitch. I'm old enough to remember you being giddy over Trump. STFU 🖕

Of all the selfish, narcissistic things Trump has done, attending MSG to see the Knicks play in person Monday night is the absolute worst. 20,000 attendees will be MASSIVELY inconvenienced for all the extra security, the Knicks Watch Party at Garden Is canceled, thousands of extra law enforcement officers will be required (paid for by taxpayers), traffic will be a disaster -- all so he can sit in the Garden rather than watch the game on TV. Presidents ought to be willing to sacrifice once in awhile.

@DougJonesMafia 🖕 Commie Bastard

@HunterBiden Who is the naked black girl you're in bed with? Why were you using Obama's daughters credit card to draw lines? I've seen what's on your laptop! GFY 🖕

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.