Joe Haley

@tmbg Am I doing this right? I can’t remember. #lookingoverBOOK #hardcoveralbums

@spacedglam This is one of those movies I saw and loved and never want to see again.

Saw this in a theater and I’ve never seen so many people walk out of a movie. I had a blast though

@JoyceCarolOates A real TRUTH would have thanked me for my attention to this matter.

this cannot be real. parody?

@tmbg They Mii Be Giants

@lastchrysalis iseveryoneokyeahwereok

they needed to hug so bad ☹️

@trinichadian @clockteautwins @crack_rjack I’m not. “Making fun of the thing by doing the thing only even more irritating” is the worst kind of satire.

@clockteautwins @crack_rjack i’m so glad this is satire

i hate the way people act when they film videos like this

@zorrovulpes @SceneinCinema You’ve been on very safe parts of the internet.

@SceneinCinema I've been on the Internet for a while, a lot of people want to fuck cartoons, I don't think I heard ANYBODY say they wanted to fuck Marge.

Marge Simpson once appeared on the cover of Playboy Magazine. Not in a joke episode. Not a parody. The real magazine. November 2009 issue. A spokeswoman told the BBC at the time, "We knew that this would really appeal to the 20-something crowd." The timing was calculated. The Simpsons had just hit its 20th anniversary. Barack Obama had just taken office. Avatar was about to dominate theaters. Fox partnered with Playboy to turn a cartoon mom into a cultural headline. Marge became the first mainstream animated character to pose for Playboy. The issue included a full feature. A fake in character interview. And a centerfold that pushed further than most people expected from a TV icon. In the interview, "Marge" explains why she posed for Playboy: "A nice girl like me would never display her body if it weren't to raise money for charity. I'm donating my hefty fee from this tasteful pictorial to SPHG, Saving and Preserving Historic Gazebos. Gazebos are disappearing, people, and they're not coming back." She also said that her "turn ons" were having enough saucers for your cups and her "turn offs" were "slim men who work out regularly and take care of their bodies." The racy images were drawn by animator Julius Preite, who later tweeted how weird it was, saying, quote, "I felt like I was drawing my mom."

@whollifield @CantEverDie Almost as bad as the average twitter user’s satire detection

@CantEverDie Goddamn conservatives are bad at art

incredible new stan kelly comic today

@Tommy2legs @Out5p0ken Putting out a mob hit on the rotisserie chicken

I worked mob cases across all five families. I transcribed wiretaps from payphones. Not once did anyone say “86” when they meant kill.

@cash__browns I’m hoping he’s not a big Lovecraft fan.

i don’t think anyone has correctly guessed sluggo’s new cat’s name yet

@beautyinnis @yashar It must be incredibly frustrating.

@yashar Good. She's right. Notice that there was not a peep from Jimmy Kimmel when his pal Eric Swalwell was forced to resign because of sexual harassment. I cannot imagine what it would be like to be married to someone who's had three assassination attempts

First Lady Melania Trump has issued a statement demanding that ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel.

@WUTangKids Didn’t he get what he wanted? Is taking flight after flight decked out in slogans while making a sad Mii face the only thing that keeps him going?

You gotta have some serious issues bro

@TOliveFern More like “playing FART to get.”

> “expert” > eve barlow

@cried4no1 Some people like to discover subtext upon multiple relistens. Me, I like scouring the lyrics for text.

the moment i discovered this was beautiful

@imtemzy *scrolls down to birth month* *feverishly flips through the dictionary to reread the definition of iconic*

Genuinely can't fathom how someone makes a list like this and leaves out one of the most iconic mascots of all time

This isnt even a bad gamer moment. This is just pure retardation. Zero thoughts going through his brain. Just existing.

@ellsss7077 Blmmbwwy

@we35228990 @localchaos_ So the solution to someone sweating a hundred dollar oil change twice a year is “just buy a new car lol”

Pretty on par for pricing now days. More if you go to the dealer. All the folks that say DIY…. I doubt you are going to jack up your own vehicle, roll around underneath, bloody your knuckles getting the oil plug and filter off, then cleaning up the mess in your oil stained driveway, finding out the location & hours of the oil recycle place, driving there and back… Buy an EV like I did and never look back…

Are oil changes supposed to be $100 or is that bc im a woman

@16barsgame Does Beck’s Mellow Gold count?

Be honest... First rap album you ever owned. 💿 Not the best. The FIRST one.

got dress coded for "serious cleavage" at work today

@CantEverDie My favorite thing about when I was growing up is the way we used to CONSUME. We don’t CONSUME the same anymore, and it’s really taken the zest out of CONSUMING.

cattle posting