Falastin Flip

The fact that Israel internally publishes a guide to escape war crimes prosecution is amusing enough. Let me share below some excerpts which are even more hilarious 🤣 🧵

When Israel is over, this is going to be hung in genocide museums

*people speak Arabic* Zionists: ahhhh ethnostates

They can’t be this dumb

A drone

Israel lost the PR war so bad that Zionists want to ban posting in English altogether

First is Palestinian, and second is Israeli

It’s antisemitic when every group of people committed genocide except Jews

Because of the American blockade

Happened recently: a disgusting Israeli tried to harass a sheep in northern Palestine for fun, only for another sheep to headbutt him breaking his ribs and thigh as per the hospital 🤣

Another October 7

Zionists draw a picture and get mad at it

When I pee

Israel stole my home

Diagram what??

I don’t think these humans will survive Europe or anywhere else on Earth

Steal a Palestinian family’s home

Happy ANZAC at Gallipoli FAFO day 🎉

Peak comedy was when Eve Barlow got a tattoo of Amber Heard and her kids’s names on her arm, found out Amber was cast in a play critical of colonialism with explicitly anti-Israel dialogue, and then immediately blocked her and covered the tattoo up

Dr Josef Mengele reincarnated