Paul Green

@goatersmotors Got told by a load of school kids to sit down before the game even kicked off!!!!

Someone old bastard tried to tell me to sit down last night when the stadium was singing Blue Moon and Madrid were attacking. Some of the people you get sat next to on Champions League nights are horrendous. He fucked off on the 80th minute as well.

@Ticketmancity Nasty that flu

@The_Wall4 Flu going around. Again!

Going to be another bumper crowd tonight by the looks of it 😬

@O2AcademyIsl What time are they on stage?

Coming to #AntarcticMonkeys tonight? Doors open at 7pm - get down in good time. Coming with a bag bigger than A4? Pre-book and drop them off beforehand with our partner Stasher. stasher.com/?ref=zjgxzja

@CharlotteFish_ @MENnewsdesk Any update as to what happened?

I’ve spoken to an eyewitness of the crash in Eccles who said the incident happened just after 7am and that traffic was ‘chaotic’ until police cordoned off the scene. @MENnewsdesk

@Ticketmancity They walk amongst

90% of my dm correspondence today is basically this convo x100 😂

@martynziegler @Ticketmancity @JamesGheerbrant Just came to see how this is aging??????

The guy who you just found out is moving in next door, who is 14 years younger than you & looks like a handsome model from a shampoo advert, turns up in his purring 3-4-3 Series & makes your luxury sedan look decidedly old hat. Great by @JamesGheerbrant thetimes.com/article/857c9f…

@Ticketmancity Try Airplane 2025

Cant say ive ever watched a film as bad as this 😂

@THINGEO Did she make her famous?

The days before videos had jet 2 holiday music 🤔

Any coaches running to Brighton match? @Ticketmancity #MCFC

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@clpblue1 Where from?

23 English pounds delivered in 10 days...

@Ticketmancity Problem is it doesn’t take much of a game plan to beat us these days. Defend sideways passes then score when you get a break. Meanwhile we’ll continue passing sideways.

Fair play palace. Had a game plan and stuck to it. Won't hear any moaning from me. Happy for ya lads 👏

@MichaelRosenYes Wow

I showed the bar code of my M&S bag to the auto till. I loaded my shopping into it. I was asked how many bags I had. I tapped ‘none’ because I didn’t want to pay for the bag twice. Supervisor says I should have pressed ‘one’ bag. Big stand-off at the M&S auto till…

@seatsnet Can you message me

Hi everyone, was reading a book about money laundering investigations, might have an idea on how to actually impact seatsnet will keep you posted

@andrewhogg007 The Gentleman

@The_Wall4 Should of just messaged you direct 😂

Can anyone recommend a decent series to watch?

@andrewhogg007 Gangs of London

@MCWFCXtra @relevo Does anyone actually want to play for Taylor?

Official: Laia Aleixandri is "closer than ever" to a move back to Barcelona this summer. Meetings have been held, with only a few financial details needing to be settled. [via @relevo]

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