Charlie Cortez

Our greatest glory is, not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith. / Nuestra mayor gloria no está en nunca fallar, sino en levantarnos cada vez que caemos. Oliver Goldsmith

Los fascistas estudiantes de NYU ahora van por cancelar a Jonathan Haidt. Las universidades están perdidas.

@dooz_er She became soulless…

My best friend didn’t remember who collective soul was… time to divorce her!?

@dooz_er northern people problems…

@dooz_er Meanwhile up north…

🤘🏼😝🤘🏼

@lepornophile Reminds me of Holly Michaels

I recently discovered Rissa May , and I'm already a fan ! 🥵 🤤

@dooz_er Happy thanksgiving youtu.be/wqAjWUAlJ-0?si…

Wearing a spandex onesie today because I’m a thinker aheader.

@dooz_er Let’s take care of this…. 😁😉

In the last 6 hours I’ve been called pathetic, a racist bitch, liar, stupid cunt, and retard. 💅🏼 What have you accomplished today? 😌

@dooz_er Is it your birthday?? Congrats!! Hope you had an awesome day

HBD CK. ♥️🤍💙

Best DIY salad toppings! Go!

@dooz_er May the coffee be with you…

My dog woke me up at 4:30 this morning to go get a treat from the neighbor. If I look murdery today it’s because I am.

@PracticalBedlam Walter when he gets home…

This is Walter. He’s my favourite type of monstera, and he’s coming home with me.

@dooz_er @FantasyJeanyus

@FantasyJeanyus Maybe I decided to have a shot of tequila before hitting send.

The toughest decision in going to make today is whether to have a bloody now and then take a nap, or take a nap now and then have a bloody.

@dooz_er You are killing it!!!

Woke up early so I could do nothing longer.

Buenos días.

@dooz_er your first love? (Ok… after coffee and bourbon)

@dooz_er I feel like this would be one of your fashion choices…. a.co/d/5NJE0dG