Diana

Eating my banana like it’s corn so I don’t get called to HR.

Missionary so I can see if your eyebrows are fake or not

Assuming things about how people would react to something you share with them is the cause of far too much emotional and mental bullshit. Just open your fucking mouth and communicate. You’d rather suffer? Hide part of yourself? Just never know? You’re an adult, act like it.

I feel like if women started wearing meta glasses and exposing all the men who sexually harass them on a daily basis, men would shut down the idea of public surveillance down pretty fast I think meta glasses are an invasion of privacy, but we might as well use them to our advantage

I no longer want a love that keeps me guessing. I want one that lets me finally rest.

I wore sunscreen today…I just didn’t realize my bottoms were quite so high cut, so now I have a crescent of sunburn on both ass cheeks. Only me, I swear to god.

Started my day off with phone calls from 2 of my installers, and a bitchy text from a superintendent who wouldn’t have been bitchy if he’d just listened to the voicemail I left yesterday giving him GOOD NEWS. But my workout is done and I’m packing a picnic, then on to the beach!

Me: My guy says there’s no blocking. Super: We put it where it made sense. Me: It’s not making much sense if it’s not where I need it. Super: …can you just install anyway? Me:

@B_and_B93 I don’t know how that blanket doesn’t make you want to jump up and throw it out the window… 😉

Made the mistake of laying down on the couch.

@Sammy_1999_ Same, but it’s when my hair goes up in a ponytail.

If I flip my hat backwards during sex, I ain't fucking around anymore.

@mtbhawk ❤️

@PracticalBedlam I think you're hilarious and a Beautiful Woman

I’m not even my own type.

@seanachiejimK Already been through all that, thankfully.

@PracticalBedlam You will also have to take the Rhogam, Anti-D Vaccine should you become pregnant. It's not all a bed of 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 being Blood Type 0-.

Got my blood type from the donation the other day, and it turns out I’m O Negative, so hi, I’ll be your universal donor.

@FrostGroup1 Yes, and it was sweet and I was very appreciative. The group of guys I work with are particularly great. My complaint was more that I couldn’t hide the fact that I’d been crying.

@PracticalBedlam So several men cared enough to check in on your well being, even when it was just emotional well being... Well glad you shared there are caring men out there all around, some even willing to ask how others are doing when it appears they are distressed. Guess we are doing it right

Three of the guys commented on how tired I look this morning, and two asked if I was okay. Can’t a girl just have an emotional breakdown without the evidence showing on her face the next day?! The answer is no. Not at 46 anyway.

@exceptions I was honestly moved that they noticed, and not offended at all.

@PracticalBedlam Never never ever misinterpret when guys say you look tired. Girls interpret the term as disheveled. Guys don’t. They’re reading your body language and little physical clues. You may look perfect,y normal but to someone who is with you a lot it’s different.

A fruit fly just flew up my nose, and when I exhaled forcefully through my nose to get it out, it shot straight down into my coffee. Sigh.

Me: *writes a tweet* Some dude: *explains my tweet to me* Me:

Not only do I turn my music down to see addresses when I’m driving, I also take my sunglasses off when someone calls me. I don’t get why I do the sunglasses thing, but it’s dumb considering they’re prescription and I’m driving.