The DeProgram 🙄

@SeahawksForever 1st 15 seconds but it really picks up

3rd? Man. TBH I was really disappointed by the Hawks video.

@ugaandbostonfan @Seahawks Only dopes who bow at the alter of chris collinsworth think it was a bad call

@Seahawks what about the call to run the ball at the goal line

A call so iconic it became a fragrance.

@GA_Hillbilly1 @TaraBull Tough shit

@TaraBull A military draft will be absolutely necessary in the near future. We have the smallest military we have ever had in history per capita. That is not sustainable with volunteers. It’s coming whether you like it or not.

Joe Rogan on the military draft talk: “These motherfckers are talking about drafting people. Palantir thinks we should re-introduce conscription. I don’t understand why anybody would wanna support that. How about fck you — you go.” No more endless wars. No more sending other people’s kids to die.

@vountee Not sure if this is supposed to be Russini

so.. did anybody make a mike vrabel joke?

@classicmikeo @ShadowofEzra Life isnt about military slavery & dying for government & corporation interests

@ShadowofEzra There has been a few Times that I would support this . Since the youth is such a cluster now . Show them what life is about . And not cake and rainbows .

Thomas Massie’s opponent, Ed Gallrein, says he wants to bring back the military draft for “national security” reasons. He complains that the current system is too slow when it comes to sending large numbers of young Americans off to a potential world war. "That is a significant issue for national security." "I'm not sure we have that kind of time anymore."

@elveton101 @ShadowofEzra Problem is only poor kids get drafted The people with the power to stop wars get their kids college or medical deferments

Mandatory enlistment for a year or so after high school would probably do more to end the wars tbh. It's a lot easier to justify a war when its not your son or daughter going out there to fight it. That's not at all what he's proposing lol but I think that might not be the worst thing in the world

@TheProjectUnity Yes government schill gets government schill job

PREDICTION: Neil deGrasse Tyson becomes Earth Ambassador to another world, he is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and the UFO community suffers a collective stroke.

The Dems want Massie to win just so Trump loses. It’s not more complicated than that.

@willchamberlain His opponent literally left the GOP in 2016 when Trump became president Now MAGA IS ALL NEVER TRUMPERS

Thomas Massie decided to walk out of the conservative tent and start pissing in And yet he's still running in GOP primaries pretending to be Trump's friend It's not going to work. Republican voters aren't stupid

Massie. Of course.

@ostrachan @JeremyDBoreing Ok then Maybe Israelis should leave the desert for a place thats less hostile towards them Great point

PSA: Jeremy Boreing is the new Tucker Carlson. Listening to Jeremy's show now, and it's fantastic. It's what Tucker used to be--fiercely articulate, conservative, funny, thoughtful. If you're a Christian and you want compelling cultural commentary, listen to @JeremyDBoreing.

@NFL_DovKleiman Not sure if this is supposed to be Russini but shes the only women featured in a mans Cologne parody

Every single NFL team's schedule release videos. Thread 🧵

@JDox80 @Seahawks Im thinking mady spraying patriots cologne is supposed to be Russini

@Seahawks This is incredible!!! The only missed opportunity would have been… “What does the Patriots smell like?” *Sniff sniff “Smells like an unfaithful husband”

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@Seahawks Im just wondering if lady spraying Patriots cologne us supposed to be Russini

@Ericsantanity @Seahawks @OwnHimMarJon

@Seahawks @OwnHimMarJon Not including the refs in this is crazy. They were the biggest impact player for the Seahawks last season!

@Schultz_Report @RamsNFL The End showing a Ram being bad at ball Perfect

The #Rams’ schedule release isn’t being talked about nearly enough: super creative, catchy and unique! 🫡 (🎥 @RamsNFL)

@cardinal4ever @edward_ditusa @PFF Chances are He wont be playing

@edward_ditusa @PFF ??? Monster fan base, kid is a minority, mom is disabled, and you get one of the most photogenic night opportunities of the surrounding city! PR/Marketing Gold...are you related to Goodell?

The five teams with ZERO primetime games 😟

@Badhombre @jeffreysmithjr

Thomas Massie has received some of the finest endorsements any Republican candidate would envy in the past few days: - The New York Times - Ro Khanna - Cenk Uygur Rosie O’Donnell’s endorsement is imminent, I’m sure.

@ChrisLoesch No need to dictate … hes a traitor & everyone knows it

New York Magazine trying to dictate to conservatives who to reject is really funny. Anybody taking this seriously is a mark and is a progressive. Company restructuring is common and their model is very robust and secure. They don’t note any org with better numbers overall and they highlight low views on ancillary news items or newer personalities. Lame.

If anyone wants to pay me to talk shit about Massie, let me know because I’d fucking love to 🙋🏻‍♂️