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@TheeSmitty

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Katılım Nisan 2013
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Smitty@TheeSmitty·
Logging into Twitter dot com every day
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@madmenpics I’d say only a nice person could underestimate just what a bastard Don can be
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@FKAGEORGEY Poppin zinc and doing kegels my shit goin through the roof
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Ernest Strawfield@FKAGEORGEY·
I’m hearing that cum prices are on the rise
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞@fishfishfish669·
interior decorating is my passion
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me to my cat when he wakes me up 50 minutes before my alarm
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@mike_seigel Not really a sour innit And I don’t need water (or ice) for my neat bourbon
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@TheeSmitty Just pour an inch of bourbon and an inch of water (add ice if you must). That’s all you need
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Made this gorgeous whiskey sour and am beginning to think I just don’t really like whiskey sours. Hmm.
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How to spot a good dive:
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@Srirachachau This joke is (a deleted scene) from season 7 of The Office which aired 2010-2011. Like come on
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@kayteterry Well yeah but that’s also pretty run-of-the-mill S&M
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@winterm00n_ And yet the light blues still taste like cardboard
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@Helldivers_NOW Gotta see the loadouts. Rico gotta have integrated explosive armor
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@Omnipotnce Needs the T-top to be a real winner by any stretch
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@doemisu Miss hetero lookin at the juice
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Just had an incredible idea that some food blogger out there has probably already done but I’m claiming it anyway; sausage gravy soufflé, baked in a cast iron skillet
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