The fat dad

I couldn't tell nouns from a verb But I could sell wings to a bird I could sell tags to a shirt

Yes people got killed, but they always get killed

@glutenfreeperc Wanna rub my head and tell me lies

The cops came to my party so lowkey….I am kind of cool?

Nah can’t come out I gotta get racist in the morning

Got beef with Josh Griddey now.

I’m starting a band

@ChristianW94058 Shave no doubt. I fuck heavy with the chick fil a ice

@Thefatdad37 Cubes? Or shaved?

@Landon_Disdic I changed the culture

@Landon_Disdic Yea moved back to Chicago

Rough start to the football season

Jake peavy

I furnished my whole apartment from dealdash

Skrilla

In my Caleb Williams jersey no drawls

Deport Cairo Santos back to Brazil

*ex girlfriend gets engaged* Commented on the insta post: “Big news for the unemployed”

I’m rocking furs on furs I’m probably beafing with peta

Me 30 beers deep on the pontoon this weekend

I’m hearing colors and seeing sounds rn