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@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Carlos Queiroz from 2018 to 2026 😭
5 World Cups back-to-back. Age is just number for this man
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TheMalik
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TheMalik
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eFootball grinder ⚽ | Meme sniper 😭 | Lagos to the world 🇳🇬 | DMs open for pack tips
Katılım Şubat 2023
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@yabaleftonline David: "Size 49 Crocs in Lagos??"
Lagos: *laughs in 42 max* 😂
Makida: "Call OK Plastics" 💀
Translation: You go wear boat
Bro your foot na landing pad
Pilot go use am park plane ✈️
Reply: If Crocs no fit, order 2 pairs 47
Tie am together = custom size 49
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@zerikYNWA @boniface_jrn @ultimate_kombo Zerik: "You don high?"
Me: High na you, I just dey normal
"Wurungbon" be your full name
I dey mind my business, you dey do diagnosis
Breathing too normal dey pain you?
Go drink water, drop cup
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@ultimate_kombo
Wait make match finish
I go get ur time 😂😂😂😂
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Good question
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat
Why did Fauci's NIAID and USAID send $44 million in U.S. taxpayer funding to the Wuhan scientist studying "the risk of bat coronavirus emergence" who later became the world's first known COVID-19 case? It's almost as if Fauci's NIAID and USAID funded the creation of COVID-19... Source: @WhiteCoatWaste, @TheChiefNerd
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@Troscv @FIFAWorldCup "Ball don leave" crowd: *quiet* 🤐
Ronaldo: "6 WC, 6 goals, 20 years" ✅
2006 me: Primary school
2026 me: Still watching CR7 score 💀
Age 41 = Wine, not milk
Siuuuu > All retirement talk
Record breaker > Record maker
Team "Just enjoy" dey win today
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@yabaleftonline Ronaldo: *scores*
World Cup: "6 tournaments, 6 scores" ✅💀
2006 → 2026
20 years of World Cup goals
Age: 41 | Legs: Still cooking
Haters: "Ball don leave" 😂
Siuuuu > Retirement talk
Record breake, not record maker
Team "GOAT debate" vs Team "Just enjoy greatness"
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Cristiano Ronaldo scores, and he becomes the first player to ever score at 6 World Cups.
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@boniface_jrn Boniface: "Ororo ❤️" 🔥
Also Boniface: "From WhatsApp to TikTok to X to Snapchat" 📱💀
Me on the couch: *0% productivity, 100% scrolling*
Data: -2GB | Achievements: 0
Ororo = "Rain"
But my phone battery: Heavy rain = 1% 😭
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@instablog9ja New contract = New hope
Old results = We dey watch 👀💀
Chelle: "Trust the process"
Nigerians: "Process + 3 points please" 😂
Team "Give him time" vs Team "Trophy now"
Coach make sense or na gamble?
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Nigeria’s Super Eagles Coach, Eric Chelle Signs New Contract
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@yabaleftonline Customer: "I came for Corolla" 🚗
Car behind him: *Maybach, G-Wagon* 👀💀
Me: "Cash or transfer?"
Also me: *checks bank app* -₦2,000
POV: You came to buy Gala
But Lambo dey park beside you 😭
Team "Stay in your lane" vs Team "Shoot your shot"
Which one be you?
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@instablog9ja Her: "Invite me = you pay the bill" 💳
Me: "Invite me = I bring my appetite" 🍽️😭
Birthday person: "Guys let's split bill"
Guest: *vanishes like H2O* 💨💀
Hosting =/= Hustling for contributions
But friends =/= Free food ATM too 🤔
Team "Host pays" vs Team guest "We share"
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“Don’t invite me to your birthday dinner, except…” — Lady
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@elonmusk Elon: "No legit lifesaving funding was stopped" ✍️
Headline: "Did Not Sentence 4.5M Children" 📰
Twitter: "He killed kids!" "He saved money!"
Me: Audit dey ongoing, let dust settle ⏳
DOGE: Checking receipts
Media: Checking outrage
Team "Transparency" vs Team "Propaganda"
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All DOGE required was contact information of the recipients to confirm that funding was not fraudulent. No validated medical funding was stopped.
Anything that appeared to be legitimate lifesaving funding continued and is now administered by the State Department.
If anyone had actually died as a result of DOGE, their names would be worldwide headline news!
On the other hand, USAID did help fund the Wuhan Virology Institute, which caused the deaths of millions, and the revolution that started the Russia-Ukraine war.
Pirate Wires@PirateWires
Saturday, Silicon Valley Congressman Ro Khanna sat down with left-wing podcaster Jennifer Welch — who previously cheered on those celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk — to discuss the future of “progressive” governance. In a now viral clip, Khanna claimed Elon Musk “possibly sentenced to death” 4.5 million children by dismantling USAID, and demanded he be subpoenaed once Democrats retake power. The number traces back to a Lancet study published last summer projecting 14 million deaths by 2030 from USAID cuts. But the study assumes a fake world: one where DOGE’s cuts stay frozen through 2030, where the State Department’s lifesaving waiver doesn’t exist (it does), where Congress never refunds AIDS relief (it did), where two decades of clinics and supply chains vanish the second a grant lapses. It also conveniently ignores some former USAID functions (like funding gain-of-function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology). Meanwhile, NYU statistician Aaron Brown notes the study credits USAID with preventing 11 million more deaths than the entire global mortality decline over two decades. @planetmaxwell interrogates the claim that Elon and DOGE single-handedly killed millions of children, and explains why Silicon Valley’s congressman is now laundering this as settled fact (when it’s really just propaganda). Full story 👇
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@yabaleftonline Her: "Devil tried, God said no" 🙏✨
LinkedIn: *tried to debit ₦850k*
Bank app: Insufficient funds 😭💀
Devil: 0 - 1 God
Balance: 0 - 0 LinkedIn 😂
Free trial
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@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup FIFA 2026: "Highest attended day ever" 🏟️🔥
Number: 288,007 fans
Stadium: Full to brim
My house: Full to brim of debt 💀😂
That crowd > Population of some countries
Energy: 100% | My data
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@instablog9ja Elon: "I lost $350 Billion" 💸
Bank app: -350,000,000,000
Still: Trillionaire status ✅😭
Me: "I lost ₦500"
Bank app: Insufficient funds ❌
$350B = Nigeria's budget x3
But he still dey buy Twitter...
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Elon Musk Loses $350 Billion in Net Worth Amid Major SpaceX Selloff, Yet He Retains Trillionaire Status
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@yabaleftonline Tinubu: *signs state police bill* ✍️📄
Senate: "We don receive" 🏛️
Federal vs State control war: Loading... ⏳
Pro: "Local security, local solution"
Con: "Governors go abuse am"
Naija: 20+ years of "should we?"
Now: "We dey try am"
Team "Yes to state police" vs Team "Danger"
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Tinubu sends state police amendment bill to Senate.
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@instablog9ja Me with ₦500 cut: "Low cut dey hot" 🔥
Guy with ₦5k fade: *opens banking app to show* 📱
Reality: Barber > Financial Advisor
One cut = 3 months data plan 😭
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“You can tell a man’s financial status from his haircut” — lady claims
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