Theophilus the Alexandrian

@Cobratate you sound like an "in cell"

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra Actually the nanny cheating trope is common and threatening for a reason. If it wasn’t a high risk scenario, the post wouldn’t have generated upwards of 50k likes

@TheoAlexandrian @Reaper9o @cyrvra The average older man with average to lower looks and average to lower income/lifestyle is not going to attract a decent, attractive, younger woman either but they still make those silly posts. It’s wayyy easier for women to get male attention than the other way anyways

how the mid exchange student that owns 6 yachts in monaco looks at you while your retarded balding husband is looking for his stolen reeboks at salat al jumuah for the third time this month

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra This isn’t rocket science. Most people are opportunistic cheaters. Thats why coworkers are high threat. The minority will be brazen enough to download tinder and risk a single acquaintance or friend of the spouse catching them red handed…

@TheoAlexandrian @Reaper9o @cyrvra Why would a “reasonably attractive older man with 10x their net worth” scare men since it’s even more unrealistic and not what women would give their pure physical attraction to when a woman in a dead bedroom can go onto tinder and find matches 10x more easily than her husband

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra 1. She’s also a supermodel. Your average woman would struggle to pull a fit handsome man a decade or more her junior. It’s not plausible. 2. Trainer at gym is plausible (though none of you have thought to use that). Random exchange student in your kid’s college is not.

@TheoAlexandrian @Reaper9o @cyrvra 1. She cheated on him with some kind of martial arts instructor, an ordinary guy. I’m not sure what you’re trying to point out. 2. I wasn’t the one who made these posts but the girls who are are using those “realistic” scenarios

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra You and your followers aren’t Gisele Bundchen. It’s far more plausible that you will cheat with your boss or a coworker than a frat boy. The plausibility of the scenario is what makes it hit too close to home — the difference bw having a crush on a celebrity vs a coworker.

@TheoAlexandrian @Reaper9o @cyrvra Why would men be more jealous of women pursuing an older man if that’s not what women have raw physical attraction to? Someone like Gisele Bundchen is still making waves for leaving Tom Brady to start a family with a younger far, not rich man,it’s definitely a point of insecurity

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra None of that matters. The reason you’re posting these at all is because you found the version men were posting offensive. My point is you’re doing a worse job of offending men by posting scenarios they don’t really find threatening. You’re free to post low quality bait tho.

@TheoAlexandrian @Reaper9o @cyrvra That’s bc women are more socially shamed out of promiscuity and dissuaded not to date younger men, not bc they don’t feel attraction to those young men

@hermetic_honey @Reaper9o @cyrvra Of course, all people peak around 25. But women in their 30s and 40s aren’t cheating on their husbands with 25 yr olds in significant numbers. You’re just posting lesser quality ragebait than the men are.

@Reaper9o @TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra Yes and no. It's meant to be inflammatory but women of all ages, especially young women, are more physically attracted to young men

@tinabambina33 @SecretFire79 A real tragedy!

@TheoAlexandrian @SecretFire79 I went to the funeral mass of a FSSP priest in Los Angeles. The Bishop showed up. The deceased priest had the celebrant say to pray that he may be released from purgatory. The Bishop remarked he was in heaven.

Several U.S. Catholic bishops have recently strengthened diocesan funeral guidelines to ensure stricter fidelity to the Church’s Order of Christian Funerals. The move comes in response to growing departures from traditional norms, especially regarding the handling of cremated remains, the timing and content of words of remembrance, and the proper place for visitation. One of the most detailed responses comes from Bishop Thomas John Paprocki of Springfield, Illinois. In a recent pastoral letter and video message, he outlined new policies now in effect: ✅ Visitation will no longer be permitted in the church on the day of the Funeral Mass. The Vigil belongs the night before. ✅ Eulogies are not allowed during any of the official funeral rites. Only brief “words of remembrance” focused on the deceased’s faith may be offered and these must be submitted for approval in advance and read only by a priest or deacon. ✅ Cremated remains must be kept intact and interred as soon as possible (ordinarily within 30 days). Scattering ashes, dividing them among relatives, keeping them at home, or placing them in jewelry is strictly prohibited. Bishop Paprocki emphasized that these norms are not meant to burden families, but to protect the dignity of the funeral rites and the Church’s belief in the resurrection of the body. Other dioceses across the United States are implementing similar clarifications as irregular practices continue to increase. The Church’s funeral liturgy is not primarily about celebrating a person’s life on earth. It is a prayer for the deceased, an act of hope in the resurrection, and a proclamation of faith in eternal life.

@ycrqqfssd9 @cyrvra It’s this sort of demonstrated inability to practically reason to one’s desired effect that sometimes makes me think that there is a category difference in iq bw women and men smh

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra No honey…. Women don’t want anything to do with old used up men who have whored around. We want young, fertile, innocent men. Hope this helps tard.

@ycrqqfssd9 @cyrvra The point is to ragebait men and they don’t gaf about your exchange student posting bc that’s not who they’re threatened by.

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra Yes it is, idiot.

@ycrqqfssd9 @cyrvra Sigh. Thats not the point.

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra Women only want young pure men. Hope this helps. Body count has to be zero. Otherwise you’re just a used up whore.

@glossynayeon @cyrvra These posts aren’t about what you want. They’re about ragebaiting men.

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra We don’t want older men ew

@Reaper9o @cyrvra All they are is rage bait. And they’re rage baiting poorly.

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra These posts aren’t rage bait men😭 these are probably posted by older women

@aliihaaa @cyrvra The point of these memes is to make men upset. I’m just telling you, he will be much more upset with what I suggested than the memes you ladies are producing. I’m advising for maximum impact.

@TheoAlexandrian @cyrvra This man’s trying to fool women what a dumbass no we don’t want expired old men we want young beautiful healthy men

@LeekNabers One of the gayest things I’ve ever read and I’ve read plenty of Milo yiannopoulos tweets

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. then sports get brought up, she says it “i watch football” my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team” she said “i’m a giants fan” and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?” she looked confused i kept going “Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT” she laughed nervously and said “what” and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured” she said “what” and i said “so do you even follow the team” she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey” the vibe was GONE just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime. her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract. my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened” i said “she’s a casual” he said “so?” SO??? i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind could’ve had her number she could’ve been the mother of my children COULD’VE. but now at least she knows i know ball and honestly that’s worth more

@VishBurra Andrew Tate is Top Retard who across years of videos described in detail how he manipulated women into dependence on him for food and shelter, all tactics of extortion to force them to do pornography. And some of them were underage, making it CSAM. He’s done.

Trump should intervene. I know the official line is that he won’t but I think he should, knowing how trumped lawfare is against many on the Right.

@lialiascg It’s not that deep. She was likely never attracted to him in the first place. She kept him around because of wanting to settle down but just couldn’t bring herself to do it. Simple.

my most intentional girl friend spent the last 3 years saying she was done with situationships and wanted a man who actually chooses her. she met one. he was consistent, emotionally available, planned things, introduced her to his friends by month 2. she told me he felt “safe” and that she was finally relaxing into something real. last week she ended it. said the spark wasn’t there like it was with the guy who kept her guessing for 8 months. that this one was “too sure” about her and it made her kind uncomfortable??? she’s back on the apps now with a “figuring out my dating goals” cuz she’s confused. i guess the modern dating culture trained her to interpret consistency as a lack of chemistry. it takes someone who genuinely wants to be chosen, drowns her in men who only pursue when they’re unsure they can have her, and slowly convinces her that the ones who are sure are the ones she should run from.

@Pat_Stedman She will find love because most men are simps lol

She's very attractive & will land on her feet. But she'll never find love again. This was a faustian bargain she'll never recover from. Yamal won't keep her around. From here on out she'll get passed around high status guys like a whore, until she settles for a wealthy nice guy.