Theo Conroy

MR BRIGHTSIDE OVER ME???

Another week another pocket full of bcafe napkins to the laundry machine

Been leaving my belt in my pants drawer to save myself time in the morning. Usually gets me out the door like 5 minutes late because I keep forgetting I did that.

@mattyc413 WE (you) back up

Just hung out with the girl I like for 3 hours and now I’m eating banana bread in bed watching lazarbeam. Yep this is peak!

Barber took before pictures so he could capture the transformation and then he decided not to take any after pictures…

I would describe this past 24 hours of social interaction as Skenes 2026 opening day

Apparently the Conroy ancestors passed down a gene that allows us to terribly misread social situations after hearing the plane debacle and then performing similarly last night

(typo in first tweet)

Apparently I enter every irl interaction with the goal of leaving everyone involved feeling 60% more awkward

@mattyc413 We must be on a sick fucking run man

@mattyc413 LMAO I didn’t even see this before I tweeted

@mattyc413 Yeah It’s possible

I think people in middle school thought I was special needs

Doing the adult thing and prepping my breakfast for tomorrow (sucking all the powdered sugar and chocolate off chex mix muddy buddies)

I need me a Navi baddie

See everyone in a month or so for another thread

That ones for my loyal chicagoan followers

Thread of the great material I've come up with while I haven't been on twitter: