Matthew Conroy

Empty classrooms are the Michael Jordans of study spots

Let’s play a fun game called how long will it take the girl next to me to realize she’s the only one in this hall talking.

The grind continues. Just killed an entire box of thin mints and am headed to bed!

The grind has officially started. Out the door at 11:30 sharp with 18g of protein (two uncrustables) down the hatch

This is worse than Aarav’s Cade Cunningham take

@MateoNacusi So no lazarbeam?

@mattyc413 Been there except we never hung out I was just in bed eating banana bread

Just hung out with the girl I like for 3 hours and now I’m eating banana bread in bed watching lazarbeam. Yep this is peak!

Nutella is to spreads as walking slowly is to modes of transportation

@TheoConroy25 I was gonna say it was pretty coordinated from us

@mattyc413 LMAO I didn’t even see this before I tweeted

Apparently the Conroy ancestors passed down a gene that allows us to terribly misread social situations after hearing the plane debacle and then performing similarly last night

@TheoConroy25 Currently doing damage control

@mattyc413 We must be on a sick fucking run man

I would describe this past 24 hours of social interaction as Skenes 2026 opening day

First thing Aarav says when he wakes up wine drunk to Illinois winning? “Kingston Flemmings is crying like a bitch”

Being a boy is elite because I get to act oblivious

One of the biggest compliments I can give you is using flash to snap you back at night

What was scarier than the captain saying the plane is going down? Opening my peanut m and ms and realizing I can’t watch YouTube while eating

Interesting choice to put the sti propaganda in the engineering library. I guess they’re targeting the major that gets the most action

GREEEENNN

I need a playlist of songs that are going to make me feel the same way “Since U Been Gone” does

I have a crazy hooper walk goin on rn, looks like im mogging the kids in a car accident on wright