Theo Luke

@yasserthoughts You’ll find out in the geriatric ward shortly…

@yasserthoughts That worker was taking the piss

@gregoryowens @X I’m expecting a pot of q4 gold now!!

Magic happening at the @X EMEA HQ 🌈

@extradigital_es @BeitaArma @A3Noticias Congratulations Bea 👏

#Nombramientos | La periodista leonesa @BeitaArma deja Twitter tras 8 años liderando el equipo de Alianzas Estratégicas. Vuelve "a casa", donde ya formó parte del equipo de @A3Noticias, como nueva Directora de Desarrollo de Negocio Social Media. extradigital.es/beatriz-arias-…

@YGobaru It’s 9:54am in the UK and I want to join you!

Call it a day😋

@bohan @elanfear Congratulations Bo / Emily. He obviously gets his good looks from his mother!

Hayes & Mama @elanfear are good, well, & healthy. Hayes is calm and chill so far 🤞🏽 Sending all the love from our family of 4 ♥️ It’s your 1 week birthday. We love you, Hayes 🎈

Meet Hayes ♥️ Hayes Bennett Han joined us 10 days early at 7:57pm on Saturday, March 18, weighing in at 6lb 6oz & measuring at 19.5in.

@JuliaWhite @tiktok_uk Sorry…who dis? And why are you wearing grandad’s jacket

In a month of shiny new things I’m super excited to say I’m starting a new position today as Global Business Development Lead, Lifestyle at TikTok. Cannot wait to start working with my new mega talented team & to be reunited with some special familiar faces 🪩🖤✨

@Robbie_Power Classy exit, Classy guy! Will miss working with you Rob

Huge gratitude to everyone who was a part of the last 6.5 years at Twitter. Just an incredible experience. I don’t know what’s next but I’m approaching it with positivity and very excited to find out. 🫡💙

@LeeBo @amritat @BeitaArma @harutani Happy Birthday Bea!

@amritat @BeitaArma @harutani Happy Birthday Bea. Have a lovely day!! 😘

Happy happy birthday to my fave @BeitaArma - feliz cumple a la reina!! abrazos de la india. Miss you!! Have a super fun day 💕💃🧿 (Hello @harutani 👋🏾)

@thesubjective Eurgh! Good luck and smooth sailing wherever you head next

This guy is one of the best in the business. I loved working closely with him and I couldn’t recommend Walid highly enough. Passionate, dedicated and a joy to work with. ❤️

@sophie_crewe That’s good right?

@jimleedham Worse than here?

@jimleedham Why?

@ivegotthepower Not just new hires Roisin!!

Felt this

Happy Birthday @ivegotthepower Ageing gracefully….

@aodhan KSA DACIN

@estranges Oh ok. Congratulations

@estranges Why is the Union flag below that Maple Leaf affection? Outrageous breach of international etiquette and grounds for divorce in my book..

We’re travelling with small children. When we asked the agents for their names they refused to tell us. 20:30 flight from schipol to lhr

@KLM absolutely awful service from your gate agents. We’ve been delayed 48 hours and your agents laughed at is when we pleaded to keep our cabin bags onboard so we wouldn’t miss our taxi the other end.