John Michael

@masked_stat @authrainmedia Caught a nice bunch of bananas today and to last for the weekend.

I don't know where this 5mn rule came from lol 😄 Maybe you are dreaming of someone else. On my side the only “first 5mn” type of rule was more related to Asia session because that opening range was tied to an hourly candle structure. But with DTR we already wait 12 minutes anyway, so there is nothing like that around the setup. Honestly this was a very good trade and excellent analysis 👍 And it’s alright the eval was just the first exam 😄 You are already way stronger than before. Also, since I keep seeing many people struggle specifically with passing evals, I’ll probably publish something soon about building an actual automated strategy for passing prop evals consistently. For evals you usually need a very different approach: → higher R:R → lower trade frequency → being selective on the exact type of setup you described. That’s very different from most of what I’ve shown so far, which is mainly optimized for funded accounts and payout consistency rather than speed running evaluations. Need a little bit more monkey cooking time first 🐒🍳

5 RR Trade setup on NQ$ Today 1 - Bias Bearish C2 , Swept range highs , Rejected OTE 2 - DOL - EQ , LRLR , EQL 3 - I took it on paper because one of rule is not to trade first 5 min of market open and unfortunately i only have 27 dollar DD left (Due to MGC loss) so im cooked :(

@MarrySoner None. Auntie tits too big, Mom too old, daughter too fat, cousin too blond.

@ruby_pov You don't look 50, more like 45...

Does my age matter? I’m 50, born in 1975 – tell me the truth 👀

@masked_stat @MKM1224 Took the same banana. I'm working with a guy to automate this.

@MKM1224 Yeah 😄🐒 Monkey me honestly doesn’t even look at the charts much anymore. Too easy at this point. Just waiting one more day for payout… Rinse. Repeat. 🍌

Automatic Strategy Took it Manual 1:1R to midnight open Perfect!!! @masked_stat

@clubmoms_ None. One has no hips, the other too short and the last too fat.

@masked_stat Forget fishing. I want to learn how to catch bananas. Monkey hungry.

I honestly don’t think I should make that choice for you 😄🐒 That’s something you need to decide yourself while reviewing the methodology and framework I shared. Some people will prefer London. Some NY. Some might even discover another range entirely And no, the Monkey Machine itself will not be shared My intention was never really to provide automation. What I actually wanted was to teach you guys how to fish through the framework: CRT + DOL + DTR + IVFG As we say 😄 Teach someone to fish and he will eat bananas for the rest of his life 🍌🐒 Give him one banana and he only eats for one day.

Monkey automation took an L during London session… but then recovered during the 1PM range 🐒 So basically: London: -$205 🍌💀 1PM: +$195 🤖🍌 Final result: -$10 Slightly negative day 😄 So unfortunately… no banana for monkey today. I guess the monkey machine prefers trading while I sleep so I cannot stare at the chart and start second-guessing him every 3 minutes 🐒 The open source script took it too ...

@MAGAGuardian You're wrong—just because someone doesn't look you in the eyes doesn't mean they fear you. In my case, when I don't look at you, it’s because I can't stand the sight of you.

🚨 Watch this video carefully. Presidet Trump is trying to look him in the eyes while speaking, but Xi Jinping can’t even meet his gaze. That shows just how much Xi fears President Trump.

@masked_stat Monkey caught some fresh bananas today few lions tried to eat the monkey, but monkey escape.

The machine is running 24/7 and takes every trade across all sessions 😄🐒. As a side note I also have an automation running for GC but I have not shared my research on it. Back when I was trading manually though, I only traded New York session since that’s when I came back from work. Living in Asia timezone makes it pretty rough to manually survive to the 1 PM every day without becoming a full zombie.

@MonaBets Nice Wagon

Did someone say Wagon Wednesday? 🍑

@sendor1591 @LoudOutside @grok Yes, and 3 people arrested including the girl that was following them.

@Thepuente7 @LoudOutside @grok No way bro fr? 🤯

Couple encountered a bizarre woman during their hike “did you see my other two guys”

@DamnGoodTrading According to my sister you are around 4" so better keep locked in or you will end up with 1"

You can no longer afford to go outside bro

@sendor1591 @LoudOutside @grok They was found dead 6 days later

@LoudOutside Hey @grok is this real?

@Darkdarling00 That's freaking scary bro. This is not the way to handle a situation like that. Why the young has so much hate and violence in its heart?

“Father tries to reunite with his son, but

@dontbsalti I'm pretty sure you are referring to the new ICT Double Dip Kong Candle iFVG

Learning this new trade called the 3 Finger Leroy 🙏🏻 will keep u guys updated

@Seefresh2death @iimwaldee @llha_00 Suicidal

@Thepuente7 @iimwaldee @llha_00 From what, a punch?

محتوى للبالغين (محتوى حساس) انتهى شجار بين ضابط شرطة وشريكته في مدينة مالولوس، بمقاطعة بولاكان، الفلبين، باعتداء جسدي. تظهر الصور المرأة وهي تصفع الرجل أثناء الشجار، فيرد الضابط بلكمات، فتسقط المرأة أرضًا بعد تلقيها الضربات. ووفقًا لمعلومات صادرة عن شرطة مالولوس، بدأ الشجار إثر خلاف حول مشاركة الموقع. وأفادت الشرطة الوطنية الفلبينية (PNP) أنه تم إيقاف الضابط المتورط عن العمل ريثما تستمر التحقيقات. وبحسب الجنرال خوسيه ميلينسيو سي. ناراتيز جونيور, ه ، فقد وضع الضابط رهن الحبس الانفرادي وصادرت السلطات أسلحته. كما أفادت الشرطة بفتح إجراءات إدارية وجنائية ضد الضابط استنادًا إلى قانون مكافحة العنف ضد المرأة وأطفالها (9262 RA).

@iimwaldee @llha_00 She died 6 days later

@llha_00 ماتت ولا ايش

@llha_00 No matter who started it, he should have never laid a finger on her. He should’ve just walked away and come later. A man should never hit a woman, regardless of the situation. Just walk away, bro—it’s that simple. If I were his father, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA No matter who started it, he should have never laid a finger on her. He should’ve just walked away and come back later. A man should never hit a woman, regardless of the situation. Just walk away, bro—it’s that simple. If I were his father, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

>Social Media Influencer Woman (Digital Creator) >From Malolos, Bulacan province, Philippines >Started a physical fight by repeatedly slapping and assaulting her policeman boyfriend >Argument began over him not sharing his phone location >Boyfriend reacted by punching her, knocking her to the ground >Despite her initiating the violence, police immediately suspended the male officer, confiscated his weapons and opened criminal + administrative cases against him under the Anti-Violence Against Women and Children law (RA 9262) >No action reported against the woman who started the assault DV Laws across the majority of the world are gender biased and women know this. If law was gender neutral she would have thought 100 times before being the aggressor. Also, never ever be in a relationship with these reel makers/tiktokers. It never ends well.

@masked_stat @authrainmedia Monkey man eat plenty bananas today

Proud monkey moment 🐒 When I see my first and only student @authrainmedia apply almost to the T what I tried to teach in my very first YouTube video: youtube.com/watch?v=qJDBVj… CRT + DOL + DTR + IVFG …then go out there and pull absolute banger trades with it That’s how I know I didn’t completely waste my time trying to teach all this madness 😄 HELL YEAAAAAAAAAH 🐒 x.com/authrainmedia/…

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Sadly she passed away 6 days after this altercatio.