Serg! 🍉🌶️🍹

New speedo for this beach trip 🏖️

The eastside Beltline makes it so clear sunbelt cities crave more walkable urban environments.

a lot of y’all would’ve been the puritans going on witch hunts in salem full shade

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

And the summer tan starts 🙌🏽

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

Absolutley Fruitmogging my idiot chud son

Just ran into this washed up celebrity. She was 6 dollars. Hag.

here’s mine 😇

best thing bridgerton ever did was cast 2 trained shakespearean actors as mother and son

夜市です！

Every small town gay bar has a queen like this with jokes like “the more you drink the prettier I get” and I laugh and tip every time

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Michelle: I don’t see the family resemblance #dragrace #rupaulsdragrace

Also the way the cuntiest thing to come out of the entire fifty shades of gray series was Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding like literally what even else has the staying power

Listen one thing about me I do ADORE an orchestral cover of a song

what spring is going to feel like

@javsy Wait NO I have plans to watch it next week with a group 😭😭😭

if you were a weird little closeted latino kid with undiagnosed ADHD do NOT watch Elio in mixed company. And hydrate