They go under cars

@WhiteHouse Pixelated trash

@tedcruz Shut up homo

Beneath contempt.

@libsoftiktok Maybe instead of fighting wars for @Israel and the jews, we can take care of our issues at home

Teen takeover in Chicago Another Democrat-run shithole

@Architexure So you paid 35k to be uber’d around?

Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.

@SenWarren Ahem, @Israel’s war with Iran. Trump is just their fat fucking puppet. And fuck you too @SenWarren

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans in control of Congress want to pass a new budget bill to fund Trump's war in Iran and ICE's terror in our communities. Working people can't afford rent and groceries, but Trump wants more money for ICE and war in the Middle East. I'm a hard NO.

This should scare the hell out of everyone. The midterms are coming. Stop the bickering, stop the infighting, head down, eyes on the prize. If we f**k this up, we lose everything we’ve worked the last decade for. If we lose the midterms, we lose the country, perhaps forever.

@TONYxTWO Nobody wants the @TSA

“So I just finished my 12 hour shift at TSA just now. Work 4:00AM to 4:30PM and still not getting paid for it. Fun stuff. So Congress, if you would do us all the favor of figuring your sh*t out… that would be great.” Thank a Democrat for this

@HazelAppleyard There you go women… vaginas smell like necrotic dick tissue

Press X to doubt.

@DrClownPhD Modern day minstrel show

Bro might be the most annoying human alive

@EndWokeness Deport blacks and jews

Chicago Mayor Johnson: "We cannot jail our way out of vioIent crime… it's racist"

@DesireeAmerica4 Omg so brave 😂

Denise Richards. 55 years old. 4.5 hours under the knife. ​Most of Hollywood lies. They sell you "skincare routines" and "hydration" while secretly getting their faces pulled back in the dark. ​Richards just did the opposite. She showed the bruised, stitched, swollen reality of buying back 20 years of youth. ​Her reason: She said she feels 12 inside, but the mirror stopped matching. ​Society demands women age gracefully, but completely ignores them when they do. ​So, is it better to fade out naturally, or pay the toll to recognize yourself in the mirror again?

@t_xu Only fat lazy fucks use these services. Also, fat lazy fucks provide these services.

We’ve heard loud and clear from Dashers that rising gas prices are hitting their wallets. Today we’re announcing emergency relief - 10% cash back on gas (5 times the usual rate) and weekly payments up to $15 for those dashing the most. That's about $1.40 - $1.90 per gallon in savings for Dashers who qualify.

@SenSchumer Nah, trump and the jews

A month ago, the national price of gasoline as $2.93 a gallon. Today it's $3.94. One man is to blame: Donald Trump.

@LauraLoomer How to we tune out whiny jews?

Not in Business or First class. People pay to have comfort in Business and First class so they can work, not listen to crying babies. I don’t want to listen to crying babies when I’m traveling for work and paying more for comfort while I work.

@GavinNewsom @GOP Fuck the @TSA

Here are the @GOP who just voted to block TSA funding. Make sure to send them a thank you note for your airport line: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen. Cornyn (R) Sen. Cotton (R) Sen. Cramer (R) Sen. Crapo (R) Sen. Cruz (R) Sen. Ernst (R) Sen. Fischer (R) Sen. Graham (R) Sen. Grassley (R) Sen. Hagerty (R) Sen. Hawley (R) Sen. Hoeven (R) Sen. Husted (R) Sen. Hyde-Smith (R) Sen. Johnson (R) Sen. Justice (R) Sen. Kennedy (R) Sen. Lankford (R) Sen. Lee (R) Sen. Lummis (R) Sen. Marshall (R) Sen. McConnell (R) Sen. McCormick (R) Sen. Moody (R) Sen. Moran (R) Sen. Moreno (R) Sen. Mullin (R) Sen. Murkowski (R) Sen. Ricketts (R) Sen. Risch (R) Sen. Rounds (R) Sen. Schmitt (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Scott (R) Sen. Sullivan (R) Sen. Thune (R) Sen. Tillis (R) Sen. Tuberville (R) Sen. Wicker (R) Sen. Young (R)

@DAZNBoxing I can fix her

Our thoughts are with Isis Sio and her family as she remains in a medically induced coma following her recent fight. We are wishing her strength during this difficult time.

@pubity Good

OF owner, Leonid Radvinsky, has died at age 43

@JDVance @TSA can eat a dick.

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.