Beard Noises

@caniacGrady Bettman won't let the cup come back to Canada

The #Leafs got absolutely screwed last night #NHLrigged Not even a Leaf’s fan but I’d be furious if I was. First the “no goal”, then Gudas holding the stick on the OT goal. This no call on Marc Staal was most surprising. It could warrant a suspension. twitter.com/Bryan_Haffer/s…

@jakebeleafs Bettman will stop at nothing to make sure the cup stays in the states

I’m not blaming this for ending the season because the Leafs did that themselves but the league absolutely has to answer for the gudas stick hold and the no-goal yesterday. And the answer can’t be “we missed it” or whatever. The product is suffering massively

Is this stupid life thing over yet?

@WJReid3 You, sir, have invented pants.

Hear me out: Assful Chaps

I'm "penguin kicking" angry but I just have to bite my tongue forever. That's pErFeCtLy healthy.

@Wandering324 still the nicest thing that's been said to me today.

@eldamon @Danak65 not me, when I try, it looks like I'm making fun of stroke victims and people throw garbage at me.

@Danak65 @ThinkTa45284742 Can you whip & nae nae to?

@FranksRedHot What do i do if I have 2500% more sex drive than my wife?

Feeling spicy. Drop a reply and I'll give you a brutally honest response. #NationalHonestyDay

@CynthiaHarless1 that mufucka was faster than lightning

Who remembers the 1960s TV show Flipper?

Ya been warned. It ain't duck season anymore, bitches.

@Danak65 Can ya mashed potato?

@TimmyTwoShirts looks more like squidward...

@sblogga Condom size measurement device.

What is this? Wrong answers only 😁

@RicciGeri Them girls with that fancy book learnin' is sexy as hell.

I'm a firm believer that men really don't like intelligent women... do they?

@RadicalItch Preferably with someone else's hands...under the table at a restaurant, theater, car wash, concert, long line up, bank vault, abandoned theme park, hospital, parking lot, tail gating party, in the pool, in a sorority house, in the champagne room, the alley, but not a puppet show.

@incognytoe opens a trap door at the bottom of my heart

That one person you’d give anything to have met years ago

Finally got to cum. Really took the edge off😂

@Wandering324 But when I'm a sleep I want somebody to put their arms around me and kiss me . . . . . . . . ...tennnnnnderrrrlyyyy

@Wandering324 I've a tenner in my skin tight jeans You can touch it if your hands are clean