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@ThisEnesi

Regulatory Compliance Professional|| I sell Cars and Properties|| A Swimming Coach #Nigerian #JonBellion💭

Nigeria Katılım Ekim 2016
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KWEKU THE HUSTLER
KWEKU THE HUSTLER@Urchilla01·
HE. IS. HIM
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Cinderella Man
Cinderella Man@Osi_Suave·
Citibank Microsoft Oracle Shell Chevron Mainone British American Tobacco Dem dey see talent recruit from Nigeria. But moniepoint no fit see.
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
Police Parade ASP Nuhu Usman and 4 policemen who Kp@!d Mene Ogidi in Delta!!!! S£ntence them all please !!!! No time atall
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@OoTheNigerian You people are comical. People have left Nigerian fintechs for Meta. Lifted from right here in Nigeria to the other side. The percentage is small but that’s not someone that many other fintechs thought was employable.😒
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Oo Nwoye
Oo Nwoye@OoTheNigerian·
Anyone that has built or hired at scale understands the point Tosin of Moniepoint is trying to make. Finding one person is different from when you need 50 in a short while. And no, you cannot pass arround the same developers. Let's leave tech. Can you find great plumbers, mechanics, electricians in Nigeria? At scale? If you you want to repair a Mercedes with a complex problem in Lagos (10 million people) you'd be given the same 5 names. 3 would be those doing side waka from Coscharis. For Lekki Bridge, they imported people cos they could not find the 10 or so deep sea welders in Nigeria. Some skills take years to build and require systems. We are not talking tying gele, doing drop shipping. A global company competing no dey find who go "run am". There is a place for interns etc. But those are not the person that will build the company. We lied to ourselves that population = asset is where our problem stated. Nigeria has many problems and Tosin is not one of them. Go elsewhere and look for who will massage ya egos.
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Hennessy and Plantains🔥
@TomiwaOfSwitch Thank you. Well detailed. Please include the Application link/portal/email and range of pay. I have good contacts that posses these skills and available to interview with you in lagos.
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Tomiwa
Tomiwa@TomiwaOfSwitch·
@ThisEnesi Resilient, energetic, and able to work independently in fast-paced, dynamic environments. •Must be based in Lagos and willing to operate across Lekki, Victoria Island, Ikoyi, and surrounding commercial corridors. •Available to resume immediately.
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Ossy Vincent
Ossy Vincent@ossynoya·
Interview at moniepoint: so do you know JavaScript? Me: yes Interviewer: do you do hookups? Me: ??? Interviewer: what’s your body count Me: …. Interviewer: you’re not a culture fit for us sorry. Next applicant please.
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Chidi Okereke
Chidi Okereke@Chydee·
@chukaobi Tweet had zero to do with politics. I have no idea nor care about his personal politics as a matter of fact. Quoting with these unrelated screenshots knowing exactly how this place is is quite unfortunate. All good though 😎
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Premier
Premier@SodiqTade·
Obidients are now complaining about the cost of nomination forms. Lmaooooo. Politics is extremely expensive in Nigeria the reason Obi has been flying Private Jets around to consult with stakeholders across the country. If Obi can fly PJ, he can also buy a 100m Presidential form.
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Feiyan Xie
Feiyan Xie@FeiyanXie·
遇事不要慌张,没困难也要制造困难😎
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Lekan Olayinka
Lekan Olayinka@lekan_olayinka1·
Peter Obi leaves ADC. But that’s not what I want to say. Look at this part of his speech. You can feel that righteous lamentation and fatigue. He is thrown into an abyss of perplexity that people would not want a nation that works for all. This is Peter Obi. Around three Sundays ago like this, some were saying Peter Obi is evil because he aligned himself with some politicians. I remember clearly telling them that the structure doesn’t matter because we can trust Peter’s integrity. Today, we have been proven right. Peter Obi leaves ADC because his principles to see a Nigeria where we don’t pay kidnappers doesn’t align with those in that structure. I’ve wanted to say it before. Peter Obi doesn’t want power. He is not desperate to be president. There’s nothing being a president would give him that he doesn’t have or have experienced. He has lead several banks, so seeing huge money won’t be a coveted experience. He has met many world leaders, so that international association won’t be his motivation. He is a billionaire who only has one house in Onitsha. He is content. He doesn’t want to loot your money. He is running because he hates what the country that gave him everything has become. He wants the country that worked for him to work for you. That’s his only motive. It’s why it rather baffles me when people try to shame Obidients by saying, “Peter Obi will never be president.” You think that’s our goal? He is a means to our end of seeing a Nigeria that works. That’s all. To you all, it is politics. To us, it is Nigeria. If Peter goes to another party, we will follow him because we trust him. But I think he hasn’t been hit emotionally like this before. I hope he finds strength. Hold on, Peter. Just fight, we will fight with you. But whatever happens, I’ll like to end with this: Peter Obi won’t feel the effect of a bad government. Peter Obi doesn’t need the loot that comes from politics. The outcome of a bad government will affect you and I the most. I hope we all internalize this and be prepared for the consequences of our actions.
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Peter Obi@PeterObi

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

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Bolaji Abdullahi
Bolaji Abdullahi@BolajiADC·
The African Democratic Congress (ADC) has officially released our timetable for the conduct of our 2026 primary elections. The timetable reflects our party’s commitment to internal democracy, orderliness, and full compliance with electoral guidelines. - The sale of nomination forms will take place from May 5 to May 10, 2026, while the submission of completed forms is scheduled for May 11 to May 13, 2026. - Screening of aspirants will take place from May 14 to May 15, 2026, followed by the publication of screening results on May 17, 2026. - Appeals will be heard between May 18 and May 19, 2026, with the final list of cleared aspirants to be released on May 20, 2026. - Primary elections will commence on May 21, 2026, with elections for State Houses of Assembly, House of Representatives, and Senate seats holding simultaneously at the ward level. The Governorship primaries will take place on May 22, 2026, while the Presidential Primary is scheduled for May 25, 2026. - This will be followed by a meeting of the National Executive Committee on May 26, 2026, and the Special National Convention on May 27, 2026, where final ratifications will be made. In line with our commitment to inclusivity and broad participation, we have also approved a structured fee regime for nomination forms across all elective positions. The presidential nomination form is pegged at N100 million, governorship at N50 million, Senate at N20 million, House of Representatives at N10 million, and State House of Assembly at N3 million. To encourage wider participation, we have introduced concessional rates, offering a 50 percent discount for youths and a 25 percent discount for women and persons with disabilities. We call on all our members, stakeholders, and aspirants to adhere strictly to the outlined schedule and guidelines. Signed: Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi National Publicity Secretary African Democratic Congress (ADC)
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@Tosquo @PeterObi Dirty fool. “You no go cry keh.. lol” a grown retard with a yoyo brain tweeting like a 12year old in Jss1. Block me before i wake your ancestors this afternoon. Don’t piss me off
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Peter Obi
Peter Obi@PeterObi·
Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Taiwo Adeniyi
Taiwo Adeniyi@Tosquo·
Leadership is not a nomadic sport, Sir. Between the APGA, PDP, LP, and ADC, you’ve rented more party offices than you’ve built ideologies. Real visionaries stay and sanitize the system; they don't jump ship the moment they realize they can't own the captain's chair. Is this a 'Rescue Mission' or just a seasonal migration for a presidential ticket? Nigerians need a rock, not a rolling stone. 🇳🇬
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