Matheu

Cheeky 10k at Alton Towers to kick start the day

If anyone is still here, I’m over there

I keep having dreams about a guy I’ve never meet, who doesn’t know I exist and is married, but Christ, he’s beautiful. Social media has a lot to answer for

Do you say “One hundred percent” or “a hundred percent”?

Another date, another “let’s be friends” 😔

@RettiTom The perfect morning

Read a sweaty run this morning

Would love to know how I have managed to not touch alcohol for 5 years but can’t say no to a kebab. I have the self control, why am I not using it

Anyone playing Pokémon TCG Pocket? Let’s be friends please: 6172411002573202

@JoeMerrick I got mine on my 3rd attempt, still no Pikachu though

21 Promo Booster packs done so far and still no Lapras ex I'm so doomed

What awful news to wake up to. America, you’re such an embarrassment. To those of you who fought for the right cause, I’m so sorry. It’s going to be a scary 4 years.

Being a good son and brought my mum to her hospital appointment even though I’d rather be at home eating chocolate 🤣

@mascarayde I once was talking to a friend about the bullying I received in school and they burst out crying realising that they had been a bully, but just thought they were having a laugh with their friends. They didn’t consider the impact it had on anyone else. People grow and change.

…not miss thing admitting she used to be a BULLY in high school…? #dragracees

@lliammatthewss I’m feeling this way to. But I’m just the least motivated person at this time of year. I don’t know how to get out of the rut.

I’ve gained so much weight in the past few months and I feel like an absolute turd but I can’t bring myself to actually do something about it. I’m in a right SLUMP.

Made the mistake of coming to the local outlet with the worst car park in the world (possibly). I live here now. I’ll never leave

I dunno, it might be nice to have a boyfriend. Maybe.

Cuddles with the baby

@ikbenbenji So I’m gonna have to get on a plane 😉

@ikbenbenji Prove it

35 a week today 😱